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A UK gallery has offended the church by exhibiting a statue of Jesus with an erection.

The graphic figure is on display at Gateshead’s Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art.

This is a standard statue of Christ, NOT the statue on display. Due to the nature of the art display and that the figures might become worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, no photos are available at this time. However, sooner or later, someone with get into the art display with a hidden cam, I’m sure.

The exhibit is a traditional form of Jesus which has been doctored by controversial Chinese artist Terence Koh. The exhibit also includes cartoon character Mickey Mouse and Steven Spielberg’s 1980s movie alien ET, (both with erections), among the total of 74 plaster models.

At first, even I, a Mystic with a Christian upbringing, was offended, but then I realized that by depicting multiple characters with erections, the artist Koh is using his art to bring to light truths that we don’t want to openly admit. (thats what artists do best). And afterall, the statue is only available within the walls of an art museum, it’s not like it’s in the town square.

In my opinion, that truth is basically that we live in a time where a Viagra pill induced erection is one of the most important things to both men and women and the little blue pill, Viagra is truly worshipped.

Every man wants a four hour erection and every woman wants to enjoy a four hour erection.

Of course, the younger stay-at-home crowd might not get this point, but the party goers and the older crowd will understand.

That’s the current world we live in.

Is is just me or are the Chinese a bit strange?

Chinese Cemetary

People in China have traditionally burned fake money in honour of their dead relatives during the annual Tombsweeping Festival in April, when families clean their ancestors’ tombs and graves.

Ok, well that’s not so bad and at least they have the sense to burn fake money, after all it’s just a symbolic thing.

However, some cemeteries in China are selling paper replicas of Viagra, which are to be burned for dead relatives so they can have sex in the afterlife. huh?

According to the Nanjing Morning News, the paper Viagra is being snapped up by customers, along with images of condoms and heavily made-up bar girls.

Don’t you find it odd that family members are sending dad to the afterlife with an supply of Viagra, condoms, and bar girls?

Have a nice afterlife.

Reference: metro.co.uk

Pfizer, the drug giant best known for Viagra, announced that it would pull out of Brooklyn, firing all 600 workers at its Williamsburg plant.

“As part of cutbacks planned for the whole company, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer is closing its Brooklyn plant over the next two years. Six hundred jobs will be eliminated, starting with 90 between now and March 31. The plant’s site leader Bill Barberich told the NY Times, “Colleagues were shocked and disappointed by the news, but acted very maturely. It’s a very bad day for a lot of people.” Brooklyn Chamber of Commerce interim president Mark Kessler said, “This is a major loss for Brooklyn and its residents,” and the Mayor’s office said they would help laid-off Pfizer employees find new jobs. Pfizer is eliminating a total of 10,000 jobs, as well as closing three research sites in Michigan and another manufacturing plant in Omaha, as it faces tougher competition.” - gothamist

What’s this? Pfizer cutting back? Not selling enough Viagra these day?

10,000 people that were preaching to their kids “Get a real job that has security!”.

10,000 people that thought they would have a secure 20 years at one firm and a sweet retirement.

Oh well, it’s not only the fall in Viagra sales with quicker acting and longer lasting, Cialis and Levitra taking a huge chunk, it’s that many of Pfizer’s other best sellers have gone off patent recently which means other pharmaceutical manufacturers have geared up to legally manufacture and sell the product.

But Viagra will be going off patent in 2011, so cutting back now makes sense.

On the other hand…Pfizer is expanding internationally.

Pfizer opens new manufacturing facility in Singapore

Pfizer opens Irish plant for cardiovascular drug Pfizer has started production at a newly opened $90m plant expansion in Ireland that will make torcetrapib, a cardiovascular drug in late-stage clinical testing.

Pfizer Opens The World’s Most Advanced Capsule Plant In China The new plant of Suzhou Capsugel Ltd., a division of Pfizer Inc. recently opened, marking it the most advanced capsule production plant based in China

The US-based pharmaceutical company Pfizer has begun construction of a new 60-million euro production plant in Illertissen, Bavaria. Pfizer already employs some 600 people in the region

We can see where this is going.

Alarmed at an increase in illicit use of anti-impotence drugs by youths in South America’s largest country, the government on Friday banned advertising of Viagra and similar substances.

Health Minister Humberto Costa said officials imposed the ban after receiving many reports that young people were abusing the drugs to improve their sex lives.

“The uncontrolled use of these medicines can cause health problems, such as heart attacks,” Costa said. - usatoday.com

From what I heard the ban didn’t mention Viagra by name, but it was clearly aimed at ending a prominent publicity campaign across this country of 170 million people for the drug made by the U.S. pharmaceutical company Pfizer.

You think your country is corrupt? HA!

A candidate in Thailand has been accused of buying votes with Viagra!

BANGKOK, Thailand - Vote-buying is an old practice in Thai politics.

But one candidate for December’s Thai election has reportedly come up with a new tactic - handing out Viagra instead of cash.

The allegation, made today by a campaign worker against a rival party, comes as rules about handing out favours to voters have become stricter than ever.

Sayan Nopcha, a campaigner for the People’s Power party in Pathum Thai province just north of Bangkok, said the drug used to treat sexual dysfunction in men was being distributed to elderly male voters. - cbc.ca

Oh well, what can we expect from a country that has 41 political parties entered in an election for 480 seats in their lower house of parliment? Especially considering this is their first election since their military coup that ousted their Prime Minister last year.

Viagra certainly is a versatile pill.

Viva Viagra!

Earl was the first to post on Syndk8.net’s Viagra Study blog regarding “buy viagra” in a language other than English. He wrote about “comprar viagra”, the Spanish translation of “buy viagra” due to the large world population that speaks Spanish:

“With a large amount of the worlds population speaking Spanish and more importantly a large amount of internet users fluent in Spanish there is many opportunity’s for exploitation.” - earl grey

Earl went on to write: “When i search for Comprar Viagra i see 789,000 results in Google but there is 2,900,000 for Buy Viagra” showing how small the “comprar viagra” niche actually is compared to “buy viagra“.

Spanish is definitely a widely spoken language, but I thought we should take a look at a few other foreign language searches with Google:

• Italian Acquistare Viagra: about 92,200 for Acquistare Viagra
• French Acheter Viagra: about 189,000 for Acheter Viagra
• German Viagra kaufen: about 93,700 for Viagra kaufen
• Dutch Koop Viagra: about 203,000 for Koop Viagra

That shows us the pages returned by Google, but how do we estimate the viagra market; how many people speak each language?

“The Summer Institute for Linguistics (SIL) Ethnologue Survey (1999) lists the following as the top languages by population: (number of native speakers in parentheses)” - ignatius.edu

1. Chinese* (937,132,000)
2. Spanish (332,000,000)
3. English (322,000,000)
4. Bengali (189,000,000)
5. Hindi/Urdu (182,000,000)
6. Arabic* (174,950,000)
7. Portuguese (170,000,000)
8. Russian (170,000,000)
9. Japanese (125,000,000)
10. German (98,000,000)
11. French* (79,572,000)

A little research into the number of internet users in each of those countries should give you some good foreign language niches.

Good Luck!

Pfizer, the maker of Viagra, sold nearly one million boxes of Viagra in Spain last year, the equivalent of one box for every 17 men.

“There has been a Viagra explosion in Spain. Some people are taking it for physiological reasons, but Viagra is also becoming a social phenomenon, a recreational drug that men of all ages are using because they want to be supermen.” - Dr. Carlos San Martín

According to Dan Bilefsky of the NYTIMES.com , “Women are demanding that their boyfriends get prescriptions. Young partygoers are buying tablets from dealers in discos for as much as $80 a pill, cutting them into pieces, and distributing them among their friends.”

Some doctors in Spain say that some men are even faking symptoms to try to get Viagra and/or generic viagra, (sildenafil citrate), because Viagra will increase the blood flow to the penis and is effective for up to four hours.

If Pfizer sold one million boxes of Viagra in Spanish pharmacies alone, I can only imagine how many more millions of generic and/or fake viagra were bought online or otherwise imported to Spain. Anyways, Pfizer blames the common usage of Viagra on Spain becoming a workaholic nation. They say that the increased stress reduces a man’s sexual performance.

“We used to have a siesta, to sleep all afternoon, to eat well,” she said. “But now we have become a fast-food nation where everyone is stressed out, and this is not good for male sexual performance.” - Belén Alguacil Arconada, a Pfizer spokeswoman

So, what that boils down to is that Spanish men need a little nappy or they get a whimpy willy.

later,

Bompa

Where did you get your last order of viagra? Did you know that most online pharmacies obtain their generic viagra from countries such as Mexico, Brazil, China, and Thailand? Many online pharmacies actually ship their generic viagra from those countries.

“The United States Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (Act) (21 U.S.C. section 331) prohibits the interstate shipment (which includes importation) of unapproved new drugs. Thus, the importation of drugs that lack FDA approval, whether for personal use or otherwise, violates the Act. Unapproved new drugs are any drugs, including foreign-made versions of U.S. approved drugs, that have not been manufactured in accordance with and pursuant to an FDA approval. ” - FDA.GOV

No big deal, you’re thinking, because the FDA is not watching you. Yah right, but others are, just ask Rush Limbaugh who was detained at Miami International airport for four hours by Customs Officials for having in his possession a suspicious looking vial of generic viagra.

There is good reason for the import ban. Most imported generic viagra is fake viagra manufactured by sophisticated generic viagra criminals and not safe.

good luck,

Bompa

If not bad enough that poor Pfizer, (Viagra was approved on March 27, 1998), has to content with rivals such as

Levitra, (Vardenafil ), by Bayer Pharmaceuticals and GlaxoSmithKline approved on August 19, 2003

Vivanza, (Vardenafil ), GlaxoSmithKline, *Italy only.

Cialis, (Tadalafil), Lilly ICOS LLC. approved on November 21, 2003

NEXT YEAR > Maxigra: Polish Viagra! OMG! Just think of all the jokes coming!

A couple years ago, some chemistry professors at the Pharmacological Institute in Warsaw mixed up a batch of Sildenafil with a new process, thereby a creating a new pill, and they sold their recipe to Poland’s largest pharmaceutical company Polpharma.

Polpharma was eager to get their new Viagra-pill, which they named Maxigra, to the market since it is well know that Poles love the cheap generics. However, Pfizer’s huge, hard, legal department, (Pfizer Polska is Pfizer’s Poland branch), poked it’s head into the situation because Pfizer has a ten year EU patent on Viagra.

Well, well, Pfizer’s Viagra patent will expire in 2008. OoooooWeeeeee! How many new Viagras-type pills will hit the market in Europe next year? Think of all the new keywords to target! Think of all the new useless posts I will write! Sorta takes yer breath away, dont it?