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Viagra will be featured as a safe sex drug at the first sex festival ever held in Israel.

The three day event will be held in Tel Aviv in February, and will showcase wild and exciting products, strip shows and health related presentations.

“If people can learn to enhance their sex lives with professional, safe advice from sex health experts, the fun use of sex toys, safe drugs such as Viagra and Cialis and other material offered at the Sextival, perhaps Israel will become a more relaxed nation. Not every missile in Israel has to be pointed at Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran and Syria.” - Joel Leyden, organizer.

Well, there’s not much more to say about a sex festival in the Holy Land.

Ok, there is.

There is the frigidness of the Israel women.

Maybe the sex festival organizers are aware of the sexual situation of Israel women. Here are a few facts about Israeli women in bed.

Of those women interviewed in a study:

1. Only about 57% of women said they could manage to achieve a satisfying orgasm during coitus.
2. More than 50% of younger women would rather the man not use a condom.
3. 80% of the women believed that penis size is important to achieve proper sexual satisfaction.
4. Only 23% of Israeli women use sexual enhancers such as vibrators.

Based on these findings, a sex fesitval, with lots of nude girls demonstrating dildos and anal beads on themselves and on other girls, coupled with some live demos of Viagra enhanced penises might liberate the Holy Israel vagina.

Viagra (Sildenafil citrate) Pfizer’s cure for erectile dysfunction is against Jewish law during Passover.

Viagra had been deemed not kosher since 1998 under strict dietary laws regarding the week-long Jewish Passover holiday because its coating was considered inedible over Passover, when contact with everyday ingredients, known as hametz, is forbidden under Jewish law.

Here’s how Pfizer tried to justify (find a loop hole in Jewish law) their Viagra during Passover:

Viagra’s Israeli manufacturer, Pfizer Pharmaceuticals-Israel, said swallowing the capsule does not breach Jewish law because the Viagra would not come into direct contact with the body.

LOL

The good news! According to the Jerusalem Post newspaper, Rabbi Eliahu, a former chief rabbi, said men can take Viagra if they purchase special capsules made from kosher gelatin in which to put the pill before the holiday starts.

FACT: “More than 50 percent men over 45 years of age in the Kingdom are suffering from sexual dysfunction.” - arabnews.com

FACT: King Abdullah, born in 1924, is over 45 years of age, therefore there is a 50-50 chance that the King can not get an erection and is in need of Viagra, (especially since the king has four wives!).

Why is it so many Saudi men can not get it up?

Maybe because they wear pink hats and white gowns?

Maybe because they force their women to dress like this.

“Saudi Arabia is the Middle East’s largest consumer of Viagra” - arabnews.com

There is more irony… Muslim law prevents Saudi men from obtaining Viagra unless they prove that they are married; sex outside of marriage is illegal, men can have multiple wives, bachelors can not get Viagra.

All Hail The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

‘nite,

Bompa