Wife Nearly Kills Husband With Viagra Overdose!

24 01 2008

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Frederico di Angelino from Frosinone, Italy, a 55 year old construction worker collapsed with chest pains after his wife slipped TWO Viagra tablets into his dinner wine.

Frederico was treated by doctors who confirmed he had suffered a massive heart attack.

Frederico said: ‘I had been under stress because of my job for quite a while and my 50-year-old wife felt a bit abandoned. She tried to secretly give me a bit of extra “motivation” in bed with two pills of Viagra in a glass of wine.’

Frederico added: ‘I’m not angry with her over it. In fact, the whole episode of having a heart attack has made me cut down the stress in my life and pull back at work. And because of that our sexual relationship has got better.’

 

She must have been blonde!

 

 

 

References: metro.co.uk

 

 



Pfizer, The Maker Of Viagra, Says Italian Men Are Sexually Insecure And Italian Women Sexually Unsatisfied!

21 01 2008

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A study of the sexual habits of Italians implies Italians are not sexy people. Men are worried about sex, and single women are not satisfied with sex.

 

According to the study:

Italian Men:

59.2 percent admitted they were uncertain or worried about their sexual performance,

42.6 percent said they were suffering or have suffered from sexual difficulties.

20.2 percent said they had problems with erectile dysfunction.

 

Italian Woman:

31.9 percent of unmarried women and 47.7 percent of separated or divorced women said they don’t have a sex life right now,

30.4 percent judge their sex lives unsatisfactory or bad,” said the study.

 

It seems the only Italians who are really living it up are the previous generations. According to the study, 73.4 percent of Italians between 61 and 70 have an active sex life, and 39.1 percent of those between 71 and 80 are still getting it on with regularity.

The only people having sex in Italy, according to the study, are the elderly. LOL

 

 

Companies like Pfizer are obviously happy about these results. So who did this study?

In February and March, Pfizer paid the Italian research foundation Censis to approach 1,500 citizens between the ages of 18 and 80 and have them fill out confidential questionnaires.

So are the study’s results simple coincidence?

“It was a happy surprise,” admitted Maria Pia Ruffilli, the head of Pfizer Italiana. :D

 

Reference: salon.com



Viagra in Italy :: World’s Smallest Country Earns Biggest Pecker Profit

17 10 2007

italy-viagraPfizer’s Viagra was destined to be a big hit in Italy. Everyone knew this. Macho Italian men have been suffering too long from whimpy willys. For example, within months of the Italian government’s legalization of Viagra, a pizza shop in Naples was selling “pizza di amore”, a pizza with Viagra sprinkled on top along with the cheese and olives.

However, long before Italian authorities were ready to legalize Pfizer’s Viagra, the world’s smallest country, the tiny republic of San Marino, an independent country land locked within Italy, took the balls and ran with it, legalizing Viagra as soon as possible and making a perfect pecker profit.

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Tourism dominates the economy of the 61 square kilometer (23.6 square miles) republic, which plays host to more than three million visitors every year yet has a population of only 27,000.

There’s an old Chinese saying “There are many roads that lead to a great city”, but in the case of the country of San Marino, there is only one approach to the republic, a highway that twists up through the mountains and starting the day that San Marino legalized Pfizer Viagra, that road was clogged with cars arriving from all over Italy.

San Marino’s doctors and clinics had never been busier, and it did not take long for Viagra to spread beyond San Marino’s borders.

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