Viagra’s Generic Cousin, Sildenafil Available with Mint, Orange, Pineapple, and Banana Flavors

21 02 2008

I was sort of making fun of one erectile dysfunction pill called Kamagra because I saw it offered in jelly form > Peanut Butter and Kamagra Jelly Sandwich. Kamagra contains Sildenafil citrate, the active ingredient in Pfizer’s Viagra. Keep in mind that Pfizer still has the US patent on Viagra, and that any offers of Sildenafil citrate are coming from countries that do not recognize US patents.

Actually, I would be more inclined to put the Kamagra jelly on just a slice of toast, rather than with peanut butter in a sandwich.

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Anyways, until now, I was not aware what flavor the Kamagra jelly is offered.

Ta-dah!

Kamagra Mint Oral Jelly

Kamagra Orange Oral Jelly

Kamagra Pineapple Oral Jelly

Kamagra Banana Oral Jelly

All available at: http://www.kamagranow.co.uk/

 

Note: This post is not a recommendation for kamagranow.co.uk nor their products. I leave that reseach to you, the consumer.



Peanut Butter and Kamagra Jelly Sandwich

6 02 2008

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What the hell is Kamagra Jelly?

Well, Kamagra is just a popular name for Sildenafil citrate used for erectile dysfunction (male impotence).

I don’t really know for sure about the Kamagra Jelly, but I thought I’d get some Kamagra Jelly to put on my morning toast that I have with my coffee. Then if mama gets frisky, I can pop her good. :D

The Product Information sheets for Kamagra Jelly that I’ve seen don’t mention what flavor the jelly is, it might be mint flavored Kamagra jelly, strawberry flavored Kamagra jelly, grape flavored Kamagra jelly, or some other flavor! This is important to us if we are going to put the Kamagra jelly on our toast or make a peanut butter and Kamagra Jelly sandwich for lunch.

So many questions, well, just one way to find the answerers. GOOGLE IT!

Hmm, I’m not getting much information from the top results in Google’s search for “kamagra jelly”.

The first result www.cheap-generic-viagra.co.uk is just totally useless.

The second result, pharmaexpressrx.com, gives us this explanation: “Kamagra Oral Jelly is in the jelly form, meant to be consumed orally and should be allowed to dissolve in the oral cavity before it is swallowed”

Thank god they explained that, I was just about to shove one up my ass. :D

I’m getting nowhere just reading these sites. I think I will have to email a few of them for more details.

This could be interesting.

later.



Malaysian Coffee Laced With Viagra (Sildenafil citrate)

2 02 2008

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Coffee drinkers in Malaysia were shocked to find out that a brand of instant coffee was laced with the same dangerous chemical used to make the male impotence (erectile dysfunction) drug, Viagra (Sildenafil citrate).

These coffee packets were marketed as a ‘health product’ claiming that it contained ‘natural herbs and ingredients’ such as gingko biloba and ginseng.

Malaysia’s Ministry of Health and Pharmaceuticals started investigating the case after a few people complained about the coffee.

Authorities warned consumers about the potentially lethal effect of the toxic chemical - synthetic sildenafil nitrate.

 

 

References: newpaper.asia1.com.sg



Genuine Fake Viagra Candy

31 01 2008

I was hoping to find some Viagra candy online for a party I’m attending soon.

What is Viagra candy? It’s genuine fake Viagra, real fake Viagra, it’s candy that looks like Pfizer’s Viagra.

It has no active ingredients, just a bunch of sugar and other baker’s delights.

 

I thought a few that are like those sugary breath mints shaped like a “V” for Valentine’s Day would be cool.

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Of course, I would need just the blue ones and it would be better to change the captions to like: Swallow Me Whole, Dissolve Me, Get Big!, etc etc.

 

A few fake Viagra cookies would be fun also.

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I used the best search engine in the known universe, Google.com and entered ‘viagra candy’.

 

Google’s results:

#1. Viagra candy - Secure Ordering, Fast Delivery!
Viagra candy - No Prescription levitra faq, viagra side effects.
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#2. Sensation! Viagra candy
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#3. Online DrugStore - > viagra help premature ejaculation
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The first result looked like it offered exactly what I’m after; Viagra candy with secure ordering :D However, the idiots don’t actually sell any Viagra candy. They only sell the real stuff, sheesh! I’m gonna complain to Matt Cutts about this!

I had no better luck with result #2 or result #3.

I am so disappointed. :(

Maybe I will start my own fake Viagra candy store online, like fakeviagracandy.com

;)



Get a Slice of This Viagra Cake

14 12 2007

taiwan bakery viagra cake

 

A bakery in Taiwan claims to have made a Viagra cake. The photo above was taken during the process. I tried to get a shot of the actual finished Viagra cake, but I’m too slow with the button.

 

TAIPEI, Taiwan (CNN) — A local bakery is taking sweet advantage of Viagra’s popularity with a blue baked good shaped like the tiny impotence pill. - cnn.com

 

There’s a video of the Viagra cake being made on thedailyshow.com

I just thought you’d wanna know. :D



Carry Out Buy Viagra?

7 12 2007

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We know that you can take Viagra as a pill, that you can spray generic viagra up your nose, (coming soon to a pharmacy near you), you can chew a stick of Viagra gum, rub Viagra jelly on yourself, and you can create gourmet Viagra Spam dishes with it at home to treat your loved one(s), but can you eat viagra out at a restaurant and take a carry-out order home for a midnight snack?

That is todays Buy Viagra Search Obsession!

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YES! YES! YES!

 

 

Four Restaurants serving Viagra:

“Pfizer is threatening trendy New York restaurants Chicama and Sabor with legal action if they don’t remove a seafood dish called Viagra Ceviche from their menus. The dish — which contains mussels, shrimp and clams but no Viagra, a drug prescribed for erectile dysfunction in men — has been a popular fixture on the restaurants’ menus for two years, owing to its “uplifting” side effects. ” - CNN.com

Flirt Sushi Lounge: A less traditional take on Japanese cuisine, with restaurants in Irvington and in Allendale, N.J. With menu items named Mi-so Horny Soup, Show Me Some Skin, and Octopussy Delight, Flirt isn’t exactly aiming at the family crowd. But grown-ups capable of ordering Fluke Me Salad and Viagra with a straight face will enjoy the innovative riffs on sushi, sashimi, and other Japanese and Japanese-inspired food. 26 Lafayette Ave., Suffern. 845-357-5780.

Japengo Sushi, Century Rio 24 Complex, 4959 Pan American Freeway, Albuquerque, NM serves a Viagra Salad.

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“You’ll hit the quadrafecta of outstanding dressings with the piquant dressing on the Viagra Salad (pictured above), a peppy salad of ultra-fresh greens and raw fish. It’s got restorative properties that may tantalize your palate as opposed to other parts Viagra typically addresses.” - nmgastronome.com

 

 

 

 

Biancas Restaurant, 6/7 Admiral’s Walk, Marina Bay, Gibraltar, Tel: 73379 • Fax: 7906. Popular and pleasant restaurant on the Quayside at Marina Bay with large quayside terrace. Try chicken tikka raita, avocado & smoked salmon or fresh carrot & ginger soup to start, followed by barbecued spare ribs, beef viagra, swordfish steak, Cajun Ceasar salad, kuku nyama pizza, or chicken and smoked salmon tagliatelle to name but a few for the main course. Crepes, pies, ice cream sundaes etc for dessert. Children’s menu, vegetarian dishes, daily specials. Great for all the family. Open: 7 days, 9am - late.

 

There is also a restaurant in Naples, Italy selling “pizza di amore”, pizza with Viagra sprinkled on it, and several places in Italy selling Viagra ice cream.

 

Bon appetit!