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Breast Implants, Viagra and Alzheimer’s:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with big juicy breasts, rock hard erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Your husband compliments your new blue dress even though your new dress is green.

Your husband compliments your new green dress even though your new dress is blue.

At bedtime his viagra-missile is ready, but can’t fire it cuz he has a headache and diarrhea.

He has a Viagra hardon when all he’s doing is watching the Larry King Show.

All Drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen
Advil is Ibuprofen
Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on…

What’s the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafailin

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice. The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

“I’m telling everybody!”

Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra and Prozac?
A: A guy who is ready to go, but doesn’t really care where.

Q: What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.

Q: Do you know the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: The Catholic wife tells her husband to buy Viagra. The Jewish wife tells her husband to buy Pfizer.

Q: What do Microsoft Word for Windows and Viagra have in common?
A: They both deal with 3.5″ floppies.

The Top 12 Signs Your Pet is Taking Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra!

12. Let’s just say the cat isn’t always landing on its feet these days.

11. Your Acura dealer called, asking where Mr. Furpants wants his new NSX delivered.

10. The catching and toying with the field mice is still cute and all, but now you have to leave the room for the endgame.

9. Still waiting to greet you at the door when you arrive home from work, but now wears a French maid outfit.

8. Stupid grin when Bob Dole/Britney Spears Pepsi commercial comes on.

7. Instead of digging up your garden, your dachshund is *plowing* it.

6. He’s the only dog around wearing a velvet jacket and smoking a pipe.

5. Fido throws in the extended-play Barry White CD before starting to hump your leg.

4. Spot complains of headache and blue-tinted vision, despite being color-blind, then says, “But enough about me… how’re *you* doin’?”

3. Distinct rut in the gravel circling the plastic castle in the goldfish bowl.

2. Flightless birds now include the ostrich, the emu, the penguin and your parrot with the huge penis.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet is Taking Viagra…

1. The little diver at the bottom of the tank has his suit around his ankles and an exhausted smile on his face.

Thanks to topfive.com

A few lame buy viagra/generic viagra jokes cuz I need to post something.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”

…Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.

Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the region.

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.

The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.

 

VIAGRA-LIKE ITEMS TO BUY DAD FOR CHRISTMAS:

PROJECTRA
Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting anew one.

CHILDAGRA
Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks especially cleaning up spills and “little accidents”.

COMPLIMENTRA
In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

Ho ho ho!

I take a bit of pride in writing my own content, but for this post I just could not stop myself.

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use “as is”, or as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims: “It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.” Obviously we can no longer call this a “soft drink.”

This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name:

“Mount And Do”

– catsprn.com

Btw, if you can do a better job of spoofing images than this, please let me know and I’ll use your work, (for free, of course).

Several sites claim to have recipes for a viagra drink, but there’s no viagra in them, what fun is that? The ones I saw were Redbull and a shot of some shit. Another one is 2 shots southern comfort and 2 shots After Shock (Blue), whatever that is.

Don’t drink and drive.

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How to know if you have overdosed on Viagra.

1. Your pecker is 12 inches long.
2. You took Viagra Saturday night and still have a hardon Tuesday.
3. Your wife does not recognize your dick.
4. Your wife is gagging more often.
5. Women at the supermarket are giggling and pointing at your pants.
6. There’s a hole in the mattress where you last banged Betty.
7. Men are avoiding you.
8. No one will bend over in your presence.
9. Your female pit bull has left town.
10. You kick your penis when you walk.

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A guy goes to his doctor and says,

“Doc, I have a problem.”

“My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.”

“I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.”

The doctor says, “You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.”

The man says, “You have a deal Doc.”

Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asks, “What happened”?

The man answered, “Nobody showed up!”

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A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked,

“Do you have Viagra?”

“Yes,” he answered.

She asked, “Does it work?”

“Yes,” he answered.

“Can you get it over the counter?” she asked.

“I can if I take two,” he answered.

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Following the approval of Viagra by the UK’s health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.
Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

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Viagra Humor

A mature woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband’s sex drive.

“Have you considered trying Viagra?” asks the doctor.

“Not a chance,” says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”

“No problem — there’s away around that,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee — he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.”

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A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and the doctor inquires as to how things went.

“Oh doctor, it was horrible, horrible, horrible!”

“What happened?” asks the doctor, aghast.

“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, ripped my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was horrible!”

“What was horrible?” asked the doctor. “Was the sex not fulfilling?”

“Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years. But I don’t think I’ll ever be able to show my face at Starbucks again!”

www.ehow.com, the site that boast instructions for “How To Do Just About Every” has published instructions for using Viagra, doh! Com’on, it’s a pill, just pop one in your mouth and take a sip of your favorite beverage, right?

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We thought instructions for using Pfizer’s Viagra would be just making a simple task longer and harder, but we decided to take a look at their article anyway. Expecting a simple 1, 2, 3 list, we got blown away with their FOURTEEN STEPS to using Viagra!

We thought it would be helpful if we summarize their steps and add our layman’s interpretation.

1. Be aware the erection medication is not the answer to every man’s erection problem.

(True, if you don’t have a dick.)

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2. Know how erection medications work.

(Spend your evening reading medical books instead of banging the baby sitter.)

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3. Learn about possible side effects.

(Hide the credit card receipts from your wife).

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4. Research your insurance coverage.

(You might be able to get a free woodie.)

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5. Know that, despite their success, erection drugs also have limitations.

(If you’re ugly, viagra won’t help you.)

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6. Be aware that if you take any nitrate drug such as nitrate medication for heart disease, etc…

(Recharge your pace maker before you bounce Betty.)

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7. Take erection drugs according to your doctor’s recommendations…

(Call your doctor whenever you’re getting laid for his recommendations.)

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8. Be prepared to take more over time.

(Viagra gets better with each dose.)

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9. Help boost effectiveness.

(Get really fucked up on drugs, booze first.)

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10. Know the erection drug’s intended use.

(huh?)

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11. Consider a non-drug approach to “erection insurance.”

(Get two women.)

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12. Consider a half dose.

(Consider a double dose.)

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13. Use erection drugs correctly and according to your doctor’s recommendations.

(Call your doctor again.)

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14. Consider a natural approach.

(Just whack off instead.)

We wish to thank ehow.com for enlightening us with those 14 useful How To Use Viagra steps. We admire ehow.com for their determination to come up with 14 steps even though they found it necessary to repeat some viagra information several times.

Here’s the photo tutorial again in case you missed it.

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Viagra Humor

CANADIAN SEX LAB NEWS :: POT OUT PERFORMS VIAGRA!

Changetheclimate.org has launched a 90 second animation called CTC-NEWS which spoofs the frequent news stories of the wonderful Viagra studies.

Animated “news anchorpeson” Cindy Richards announces the news update and calls on Rick Largo, the on-location reporter, for live, in depth coverage of the sex study.

Viagra: Reporter Rick Largo brings the viewers live coverage from the bedroom where an older couple, Harry and Lisa, are warming up for sex. While Rick narrates the live action, Harry takes his Viagra and jumps on top of Lisa. However, things become intense and Harry is taken away on a stretcher, (still with erection).

Marijuana: Again with reporter Rick Largo on the scene, the news coverage switches to a younger couple in bed caressing each other. Rick Largo narrates the live sex study while the couple fire up a joint and get high together, causing the sex study session to continue throughout the night. Finally, the rocket blasts off and fireworks scatter the sky!

Marijuana wins!

In the closing seconds of the news broadcast anchor Cindy gets a bit horny for Rick and propositions him to come back to “the station” with some of that herbal Viagra alternative and you can bet your willy that Rick is UP for that!

You know your Pfizer Viagra is working, IF…

- Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc … lets you go to the front of the line.

- Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn’t look like such a liar.

- Lewinsky wants you to be President someday.

- You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.

- You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.