Using Viagra Could Cause You To Everlastingly Burn In Hell

14 01 2008

Single Men Using Viagra Are Sinners according to Matt Abbott who writes for catholic.org. Actually, Matt quotes syndicated columnist Grace MacKinnon (www.DearGrace.com), then he just agrees with her. I searched over and over, but I could not find the quote on her site, hmmm, so I will attribute the words to www.catholic.org until I receive notification of the whereabouts of her article.

 

“You can see, therefore, that because we believe firmly that sex outside of marriage is immoral, then the use of Viagra — a drug specifically used to assist males to be able to have sexual intercourse — would most naturally be condemned as immoral if used by single men. This teaching by the Church regarding no sex outside of marriage is often not a popular one and creates a tremendous challenge for many single persons today, but the reality is that it is a beautiful teaching, for it comes from God, and therefore we know that it comes from His loving heart and is, thus, for our ultimate good and true happiness.” - www.catholic.org

 

So there it is guys.

If you’re catholic, single, and taking Viagra for your erectile dysfunction while you bounce Betty that you met at a club, your religion says that you are a sinner and if you don’t repent, you’re going to burn in hell for that few moments of sexual pleasure. It’s your religion, you deal with it.

burn-in-hell-for-using-viagra

 

 


Unrelated, but just a small scoop so I’ll squeeze it in here.

“Last week, four scientists working in London for the World Health Organization reported they had developed a device that could instantly determine whether a woman is fertile by connecting an electronic thermometer to a clock equipped with a computer chip that monitors a woman’s temperature during her menstrual cycle.” - nytimes.com

A green light signals infertility.

Available from Samshung in three distinctive models.

fertility-viagra-meter-for-women

 

Ok, just kidding with the photo. Actually, you know how they installed a alcohol breath analyser in cars? If you’re drunk, the car won’t start. They should do that with the fertility meter. If she is not fertile, the car won’t start. LOL.

 


 


 


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