The Top 12 Signs Your Pet is Taking Viagra (Sildenafil citrate), Cialis, or Levitra!

8 01 2008

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The Top 12 Signs Your Pet is Taking Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra!

 

12. Let’s just say the cat isn’t always landing on its feet these days.

11. Your Acura dealer called, asking where Mr. Furpants wants his new NSX delivered.

10. The catching and toying with the field mice is still cute and all, but now you have to leave the room for the endgame.

9. Still waiting to greet you at the door when you arrive home from work, but now wears a French maid outfit.

8. Stupid grin when Bob Dole/Britney Spears Pepsi commercial comes on.

7. Instead of digging up your garden, your dachshund is *plowing* it.

6. He’s the only dog around wearing a velvet jacket and smoking a pipe.

5. Fido throws in the extended-play Barry White CD before starting to hump your leg.

4. Spot complains of headache and blue-tinted vision, despite being color-blind, then says, “But enough about me… how’re *you* doin’?”

3. Distinct rut in the gravel circling the plastic castle in the goldfish bowl.

2. Flightless birds now include the ostrich, the emu, the penguin and your parrot with the huge penis.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet is Taking Viagra…

1. The little diver at the bottom of the tank has his suit around his ankles and an exhausted smile on his face.

 

Thanks to topfive.com


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