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What is Viagra candy? It’s genuine fake Viagra, real fake Viagra, it’s candy that looks like Pfizer’s Viagra.

It has no active ingredients, just a bunch of sugar and other baker’s delights.

I thought a few that are like those sugary breath mints shaped like a “V” for Valentine’s Day would be cool.

Of course, I would need just the blue ones and it would be better to change the captions to like: Swallow Me Whole, Dissolve Me, Get Big!, etc etc.

A few fake Viagra cookies would be fun also.

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February 14th Is National Impotence Day.

Send your girl some wilted flowers or some chocolates that are melted into a brown pool of yuck.

Well, how else are we to celebrate National Impotence Day? Flags, floats, high school marching bands, and confetti? A day to mark the fact that millions of men can not get a hardon and millions of women are frigid.

National Impotence Day is the brainchild of the Sexual Dysfunction Association.

VALENTINE’S DAY HIGHLIGHTS GROWING AWARENESS OF FEMALE IMPOTENCE

As millions of couples the world over celebrate Valentine’s Day on February 14, a large percentage of the population, both men and women, may be doing their utmost to forget that the day has also been named National Impotence Day. - prnewswire.co.uk

Anyways, is this just a UK thing?

National Impotence Day is an annual health campaign run by the Sexual Dysfunction Association - which aims to raise public and medical profession awareness of this stigmatised but common condition. The day also coincides with the fpa’s (formally the Family Planning Association) Contraceptive Awareness Week (9-15 February). - st-marys.nhs.uk

Is this a paid holiday for the Brits?

Notes: For more information about National Impotence Day contact the Sexual Dysfunction Association on www.sda.uk.net For more information about Sexual Health Week please contact the FPA on www.fpa.org.uk

Norwegian penis ring can replace Viagra, that’s the claim being made.

(not actual device)

A thin, battery driven ring which can be drawn onto the penis should be able to produce the same effect as potency stimulating pills in order to give men suffering male impotance (erectile dysfunction) the proper erection hardness for vaginal penetration.

The mechanical, rather than chemical, approach is a Norwegian invention. Electrical engineer Birger Orten invented the simple stimulator. The contraption is comprised of a narrow, thin ring with advanced energy transferral that is placed at the root of the penis.

(advanced energy transferral? whoa! It’s the Star Trek Penis Enlarger)

The machine has no side effects, needs no prescription and works immediately. It can also be mounted inside a condom.

Urology specialist Einar Christiansen has attended tests of the product on 28 men suffering from mild impotence and found that the ring had a markedly positive effect on 60 percent of them.

“The tests were carried out in a laboratory with electrical wires coupled to various apparatus, so I would assume the effect would be greater at home or other circumstances,” Christiansen said.

The ring will complete testing next year and should be on sale in a year’s time.

The ring is already patented in Norway and the process is underway in the USA and 103 other countries.

Reference: aftenposten.no

According to the Cleveland Clinic in the US, pelvic pain will affect 50% of all men sooner or later; either acute or chronic.

A new research project is looking at whether Pfizer’s famous impotence drug Viagra could be used to ease what is called pelvic pain syndrome the symptoms of which are groin ache and bladder discomfort.

Researchers have been speculating on whether the sildenafil citrate medicine could help to open blood vessels that could be the reason for the pain.

The list of uses of Viagra for other ailments such as pulmonary arterial hypertension, Raynaud’s disease, heart failure, benign prostatic hyperplasia and even for an enlarged prostate continues to grow.

Viagra could well end up making more money from these other uses than from erectile dysfunction.

ukmedix.com

Gees, it seems like just a few days ago that I posted about Greyhounds being fed Viagra to improve their racing performance in Ireland, now it’s horses in Italy.

Two vets and a pharmacist were among 24 people arrested by police in Naples yesterday over claims that they fed Viagra to horses running in illegal races to make them go faster.

The arrests were part of a wider investigation into clandestine racing and betting in southern Italy. Police said horse owners and jockeys had also been arrested during the latest raids.

Prosecutors in Naples have been trying to stamp out illegal horse racing, which takes place on public race courses after hours and attracts hundreds of gamblers. Stolen horses are often used. Some are fed powdered Viagra or other stimulants to improve their performances.

guardian.co.uk

All Drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen
Advil is Ibuprofen
Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on…

What’s the generic name for Viagra?
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An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice. The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

“I’m telling everybody!”

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An elderly man, 91 years of age, got a Viagra prescription from his doctor and then tried to rape a teeenage girl three times.

World War II veteran soldier George Price is now starting his four-year jail term.

Nottingham Crown Court heard that Price “had a degree of physical vigour beyond most men of his age”.

The court heard that Mr Price bought condoms and went to see his GP to ask for the sex drive drug, telling him he had a younger girlfriend. He then tried to have full sex with the girl who was in her early teens. The silver-haired World War Two veteran from Selston, Notts, claimed that the girl was sexually precocious and had led him on. He admitted three charges of attempted rape and six of indecent assault and was put on the sex offenders’ register for life.

Judge Joan Butler told him: “I have no alternative but to send you to prison.

reference: sundaymirror.co.uk

A LITTLE girl with a rare heart condition is being kept alive with a unlikely treatment - daily doses of Viagra.

Jessica Findlay, four, takes the anti-impotence drug eight times daily to keep her circulation going and ease the strain on her heart.

The brave youngster combines it with a cocktail of other drugs in her fight for survival. But her mother Rachel, 25, said she was stunned when it was first prescribed.

Jessica’s condition is so rare it did not have a name but doctors named it severe multiple bilateral pulmonary stenosis.

She was diagnosed with it when she collapsed at home in Troon, Ayrshire, at 18 months old.

The arteries in both sides of her heart and lungs have begun narrowing, making it difficult for blood to pump around her body and leaving her at permanent risk of organ failure.

Only one other child in the UK is known to suffer from the condition, which more commonly affects only one side of the heart.

I was checking who’s who with the college spam sites and came across San Diego Christian College, (SDCC), 2100 Greenfield Drive ° El Cajon, CA 92019.

My query was ‘viagra in college’ and San Diego Christian College is at the #9 position in Google. I found it strange that it is San Diego Christian College’s homepage that is ranking for this viagra query, so as soon as I loaded their page I started looking for ‘viagra’ keywords.

These christian students have been busy.

Near the bottom of San Diego Christian College homepage is this JS:

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I didn’t bother to decode it, if you do, send us a comment.

I was too shocked at the massive links below the JS.

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Obviously, San Diego Christian College’s homepage is being used as a hub to pass PageRank and or trust to a network of spam sites, mostly pills. This spamjacking is so blatent that it can only be San Diego Christian College’s webmaster him/herself that is responsible.

Oh well, I hope he sees this post before his boss sees it.

Let the chips fall where they may.

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However, it’s getting very easy to have your comment, (or your email message), flagged as spam and deleted; sent to the trash bin in the cyber hell forever.

According to wilsonweb.com, here is a list of the top words/phrases, (and their spam-weight), that could get your message flagged as evil viagra spam:

Use a combination of these in one message (email or blog comment) and your message might never be seen.

Ok, I admit, this story is a few years old, but I think plenty of today’s viagra-study readers never heard of it.

A social-awareness group called People Against Viagra Email Spam (PAVES) have collected 220 million signatures creating the largest class action suit in history brought against Pfizer, makers of Viagra.

The suit contends that Pfizer is at least partly responsible for billions of dollars lost annually in personal and business productivity as a result of the massive amount of unsolicited email, known as spam, advertising the Viagra drug itself or its generic incarnations.

While Pfizer is not blamed directly for the sending the spam, the suit demands that Pfizer crack down on the companies using its trademark. The suit also asks the court to enjoin Pfizer from selling, licensing, or distributing its Viagra product to any company that uses email to reach customers.

Pfizer declined to comment on the lawsuit.

Is is just me or are the Chinese a bit strange?

Chinese Cemetary

People in China have traditionally burned fake money in honour of their dead relatives during the annual Tombsweeping Festival in April, when families clean their ancestors’ tombs and graves.

Ok, well that’s not so bad and at least they have the sense to burn fake money, after all it’s just a symbolic thing.

However, some cemeteries in China are selling paper replicas of Viagra, which are to be burned for dead relatives so they can have sex in the afterlife. huh?

According to the Nanjing Morning News, the paper Viagra is being snapped up by customers, along with images of condoms and heavily made-up bar girls.

Don’t you find it odd that family members are sending dad to the afterlife with an supply of Viagra, condoms, and bar girls?

Have a nice afterlife.

Reference: metro.co.uk

Frederico di Angelino from Frosinone, Italy, a 55 year old construction worker collapsed with chest pains after his wife slipped TWO Viagra tablets into his dinner wine.

Frederico was treated by doctors who confirmed he had suffered a massive heart attack.

Frederico said: ‘I had been under stress because of my job for quite a while and my 50-year-old wife felt a bit abandoned. She tried to secretly give me a bit of extra “motivation” in bed with two pills of Viagra in a glass of wine.’

Frederico added: ‘I’m not angry with her over it. In fact, the whole episode of having a heart attack has made me cut down the stress in my life and pull back at work. And because of that our sexual relationship has got better.’

She must have been blonde!

References: metro.co.uk

Tell me it ain’t so!

Oh well, I guess everyone has a right to a slice of the Viagra (Sildenafil citrate) pie.

A rather odd URL, but what do I know?

The page might be a hack, a hoax, or a bad joke, but in any case, the Viagra Communists are ranking #9 for “buy viagra” using Google.co.uk, Pages From UK option.

Another cache of fake Viagra was recently seized when French customs officials intercepted a shipment of 224,000 counterfeit Viagra and Cialis pills worth 2.4 million euro ($3.5 million) according to the French Budget Ministry.

The drugs were discovered on December 18th during a search at the French capital’s main air hub at Roissy, in a freight cargo on its way to Brazil from India.

The pills were branded Powergra and Erectalis, but each box contained four tablets in the typical shape and color of Viagra pills,

“The companies Pfizer and Eli Lilly, which own sthe brand, quickly confirmed the counterfeit nature of these products and the 224,000 pills were seized,” - Customs Spokesperon.

Reference: abc.net.au

Last Friday, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police dismantled a laboratory operation that produced pills resembling Viagra and Cialis tablets in Repentigny.

Two suspects were arrested and face charges of illegal drug production, possession, possession for the purpose of trafficking and trafficking under the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act, and conspiracy to commit these offences under the Criminal Code.

The two suspects, who made their first appearance at the Montréal Court House last Tuesday, are Pierre Girouard, 61, of Montréal, and Gilles Girouard, 60, of Repentigny.

These morons went as far as coating the Viagra-like pills with a blue commercial paint used on buildings to reproduce as accurately as possible genuine Viagra pills.

References: news.gc.ca

Although there are dozens and dozens of herbal Viagra alternatives online, I had not heard of any herbal Viagra alternatives selling in off line retail stores, until today.

The United Kingdom’s second largest beauty and health retailer has announced they will be selling Viapro, a herbal alternative to Viagra.

Superdrug is currently operating over 900 stores in England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

“Viapro™ are an all-natural herbal supplement, clinically tested, that enhances male sexual performance. Viapro™ contain a scientifically researched combination of 22 powerful natural herbs that produce long lasting, hard erections and boost sexual stamina and energy. Potent and effective, Viapro™ have no adverse side effects, and it works fast. You take Viapro™ 45 minutes before sexual intercourse and it lasts up to 24 hours.” - viapro.co.uk

Clinically tested huh? Those are strong words.

And I wonder if Pfizer will challenge the use of “via” in the name?

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All four listings go to the same site: direktportal.de, which is is some sort of financial site, I think.

This site also holds #6, #9, and #10 spots. That’s 7 out of 10 spots!

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A recruitment firm manager who sold fake Viagra over the internet was ordered today to carry out 250 hours of community service.

Father-of-four Mohammed Azim Dad, 30, of Slough in Berkshire, admitted three counts of selling erectile dysfunction medicines with false trademarks. Dad made up to $12,000 of profit selling Viagra, Cialis and Levitra made by unauthorised manufacturers in China, Reading Crown Court was told.

He was caught out by undercover investigators working for the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA). Officers posing as customers received the counterfeits from Dad at a meeting in Hayes, west London and later sent by courier to Oxford, the court was told.

Judge May-Jane Mowat, passing sentence, said: “It seems to me that selling fake medical products, bypassing the prescriptive process, makes these offences more serious than selling fake CDs, handbags or whatever it may be.” Remarking that Dad had a business degree and British pharmaceutical qualifications, she added: “You knew exactly what you were doing.”

In another case, a pharmacist who imported more than $200,000 worth of fake Viagra tablets into the UK was told by a judge today that he faced a “substantial” fine. Hitendra Patel, 41, shipped over thousands of the impotency pills from Pakistan which he sold on for profit. A court heard that co-defendant Shaan Hussain, 30, acted as a “broker” to sell the drug to interested buyers.

These two got off light, imo.

References: thesun.co.uk