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Are You A Cucumber Or A Banana In Bed?

Actually, everyone’s asking this question. It’s the “talk of the town”.

Pfizer’s latest Viagra marketing forray is the Asian market. According to Jude Selvaraj, Pfizer’s medical adviser in Singapore and Malaysia, “an estimated 20 percent of Asian men suffer from erectile dysfunction,” - pharmamkting.blogspot.com

Which brings us to a story about Singapore’s Society for Men’s Health.

Singapore’s Society for Men’s Health and a pharmaceutical firm are proposing a four-point scale for erectile dysfunction, allowing men to rate their own hardness with four categories: cucumber, unpeeled banana, peeled banana and tofu (bean curd). - reuters.com

“Men should aim for this,” UK sex therapist Victoria Lehmann told a news conference, holding a cucumber.

This is unclear, right?

Here’s the deal. Next time you’re about to bounce Betty, quickly stand up and take notice of the angle-of-dangle for it is now, according to Pfizer and some leading experts, a true sign of the heat-of-the-meat.

If you power-penis is drooping, you’re a banana.

If your power-penis is cucumber-hard and rigid enough to poke Pammy in her poo-poo, you’re a cucumber.

I think that the official analysis.

I will have more on this new penile erection hardness scoring method soon: chart, stats, meter, and all.

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