Life Is Short Get A Divorce
12 12 2007You’ve all heard of the Bermuda Triangle where airplanes, ships, and boats mysteriously disappear?

Tonight I found a “triangle” much more ominous. This triangle is known as The Viagra Triangle and instead of planes and boats disappearing, it could be your wife and marriage that disappears .
You think I’m kidding?
Below is the billboard that marks your entrance (or your wife’s entrance) into the Viagra Triangle.

The law firm’s billboard (Fetman, Garland & Associates, LTD) in Chicago’s “Viagra Triangle” area is drawing criticism from some area attorneys who say it makes light of divorce.
The billboard’s caption is: Life’s short. Get a divorce.
Apparently the law firm makes good money from divorces and they want all the unhappily married men and women entering the Viagra Triangle to know that they are available for legal help.
1. viagra triangle Neighborhood in Chicago’s near north side known for its preponderancy of singles bars and dance clubs. The triangle is formed geographically by Chicago Avenue on the south, State Street to the west, and Rush Street as the hypotenuse - though the bars to the north along Division Street are commonly considered a part of the Viagra Triangle experience. You’re guaranteed to hook up if you hang around Viagra Triangle long enough. urbandictionary.com
So, why is it called the Viagra Triangle? Because of the numerous singles bars, straight and gay, and the overall anything goes party atmosphere. It’s a human meat market where Viagra is sometimes sold for as much as $50 per pill. (last minute erection insurance is not cheap).
Merry Christmas.
