Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun, Buy Juicy Fruit Viagra Gum
5 12 2007
“Wm. Wrigley Jr., maker of Juicy Fruit, Big Red and Doublemint gums, is expanding its definition of “doubling your pleasure.” The Chicago gum company has been granted a U.S. government patent to develop a gum that contains a dose of the generic chemical in Viagra.” - msnbc.com
Did we need this?
Well, I guess the American man with erectile dysfunction will be very happy. As it stands now, any man with erectile dysfunction can just pop a Viagra pill and 60 minutes later he’ll have a rock hard erection.
In the near future, (I think Pfizer’s Viagra patent expires in 2011), he’ll be able to just chew a stick of Wrigley’s Juicy Viagra gum and he can have that same rock hard erection in just 30 minutes. Woot!
What will be next, a Viagra nasal spray that gives erections in 60 seconds?
Global sales of Viagra topped $1.7 billion last year and Pfizer boasts that “nine of the pills are dispensed every second.
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