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A few lame buy viagra/generic viagra jokes cuz I need to post something.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”

…Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.

Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the region.

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.

The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.

 

VIAGRA-LIKE ITEMS TO BUY DAD FOR CHRISTMAS:

PROJECTRA
Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting anew one.

CHILDAGRA
Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks especially cleaning up spills and “little accidents”.

COMPLIMENTRA
In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

Ho ho ho!