What Do Porn, Viagra, and Giant Pandas Have In Common?

17 11 2007

This is another one of those “believe it or not” Viagra posts.

The Giant Panda is an endangered species with only about 1600 remaining in the wild; most of those live in the wet dense forests of the Minshan mountains in China.

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Nature did not have in mind for the Giant Panda to be numerous on our planet. The males have a 30-second mating session limit, for some reason, duh, and that’s in the wild. In captivity, the males seem to completely lose interest in mating.

However, wildlife experts have varying theories. First, they thought maybe the Giant Pandas in captivity had simply forgotten how to mate, (now who’s the dummy?).

“Zhang Hemin, director of a panda center in China’s central province of Sichuan, told the Wen Hui Daily that the captive animals simply may not know how to have sex anymore.” - salon.com

The wildlife experts theorized that if they showed the Giant Pandas some videos of other Giant Pandas mating, that their memories would come back.

“around the age of six — they are now routinely given ringside seats to panda porn as part of their initiation rites…When Didi turned six on Tuesday at the China Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center in Wolong, he sat eyes glued in front of a screen that showed a video of two giant pandas mating,” - CNN.com

This did not work, surprise, surprise.

Next, the wildlife experts theorized that forcing the males to have bigger, longer lasting erections might do the trick so they gave them Pfizer’s Viagra.

So, the male Giant Pandas had giant penis’, but still no love for sex.

 

Viva Giant Pfizer Viagra Penis’


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