Viagra Will Soon Be Available In Liquid Form

2 11 2007

I take a bit of pride in writing my own content, but for this post I just could not stop myself.

 

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use “as is”, or as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims: “It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.” Obviously we can no longer call this a “soft drink.”

This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name:

“Mount And Do”

catsprn.com

 

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Btw, if you can do a better job of spoofing images than this, please let me know and I’ll use your work, (for free, of course).

Several sites claim to have recipes for a viagra drink, but there’s no viagra in them, what fun is that? The ones I saw were Redbull and a shot of some shit. Another one is 2 shots southern comfort and 2 shots After Shock (Blue), whatever that is.

Don’t drink and drive.

Bompa


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