Viagra Will Soon Be Available In Liquid Form
2 11 2007I take a bit of pride in writing my own content, but for this post I just could not stop myself.
Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use “as is”, or as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims: “It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.” Obviously we can no longer call this a “soft drink.”
This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name:
“Mount And Do”

Btw, if you can do a better job of spoofing images than this, please let me know and I’ll use your work, (for free, of course).
Several sites claim to have recipes for a viagra drink, but there’s no viagra in them, what fun is that? The ones I saw were Redbull and a shot of some shit. Another one is 2 shots southern comfort and 2 shots After Shock (Blue), whatever that is.
Don’t drink and drive.
Bompa
