Viagra Does Not Cure Erectile Dysfunction, But Exercise Might!

30 11 2007

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Study after study shows that men over the age of 40 have at least occasional difficulty getting or maintaining an erection with just the typical sexual stimulation; sexual fantasies or the sight of an erotically dressed—or undressed woman . In other words, what used to bring about a rock-hard rod, no longer does the trick. Older guys need more stimulation!

Most of these men might think that they have the medical condition known as erectile dysfunction, (ED) but they are too embarrassed to seek help from their doctor, so their suffering continues with no hope. (If you are a viagra-wife and think it’s silly that men suffer this embarrassment, keep in mind that in order to see a doctor, we must first explain to the medical receptionist/nurse the nature of the visit).

Some of these men, being over 65 are seniors in retirement and have gone overboard using Viagra for their puny penis; including frequent use of viagra porn and viagra prostitutes.

 

I have absolutely no medical training whatsoever, but I have an opinion on the cause and cure of this condition which seems to be erectile dysfunction with men over the age of 40; EXERCISE YOUR LAZY ASS!

No, I do not mean exercise your penis, I mean exercise your entire body, especially the cardiovascular system. Get your heart pumping with physical exercise.

I will present some evidence to support my opinion as well as some good forms of exercises that might be most helpful for ED in future posts.

 

 

 

 

 

References:

Massachusetts Male Aging Study



Lamest Buy Viagra Jokes We Could Find

29 11 2007

A few lame buy viagra/generic viagra jokes cuz I need to post something. viagra-smiley-face-30x30

 

 

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”

…Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.

Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the region.

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.

The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.

 

VIAGRA-LIKE ITEMS TO BUY DAD FOR CHRISTMAS:

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Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks especially cleaning up spills and “little accidents”.

 

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In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

 

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The History, Economics, and Culture Shock Caused by the Legendary Buy Viagra Pill

29 11 2007

In case you missed it, (or if you have been ignoring it), our first post on Buy Viagra Toys & Collectibles is about an eleven-year-old boy that gets a teddy bear toy from one of those claw machines outside a Red Robin restaurant.

Today’s Buy Viagra Toys & Collectables item, (yah, collectibles can be spelled either collectibles or collectables), is a book written by an assistant sociology professor with too much time on her hands. Ms Meika Loe is assistant professor of sociology and women’s studies at Colgate University. Maybe her boss should give her a few more academic duties.

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Rise of Viagra: How the Little Blue Pill Changed Sex in America by Meika Loe (available at Barnes & Noble, Amazon.com, etc etc.)

Did we need a book on Viagra? Well, I suppose since Viagra has become the most popular drug in history, that the phenomenon should be documented for history’s sake. Our children’s children can read how penis-crazy we were and have a good laugh.

According to amazon.com, here are a few unique phrases found in her book that could be used for searching and referencing: diagnostic expansion, pill culture, erection pill, pharmaceutical funding, second sexual revolution, sexual medicine, erectile functioning, female sexual dysfunction, male machine, erectile disorders, clinical trial subjects, sexual stories, little blue pill, oral sildenafil, erectile dysfunction, male consumers. (Thanks Meika, I might add a few of those to my viagra spam list, muhaha!).

 

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It’s a collectible, (we say so!), give a copy of The Rise Of Viagra to your uncle for Christmas.
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Buy Viagra For Women :: Part One

27 11 2007

All this talk of male sexual dysfunction, how popular Viagra has become, 300 million males suffering from erectile dysfunction, the booming counterfeit Viagra trade, etc etc. Hey! Let’s not give all the blame to men.

Possibly the main reason so many men can not get an erection-on-demand is that their woman is not turning him on. It’s not that these women are not sexy, but that they simply are not hungry for the man’s penis. It takes two to Tango, remember?

 

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The modern American women seem to feel completely whole without even having a man in their lives.

 

They are getting pregnant without marriage, not due to irresponsible sex, but because they want a baby in the house, but not necessarily a man in the house.

 

 

 

 

I thought it about time that we give women a bit more attention regarding women’s sexual dysfunction.

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All American men of age are well aware that the average American woman is sexually “cold”, that is, she does not have much desire or craving for physical sex. She is most likely just as happy with a caring embrace as with sexual intercourse. Isn’t that odd? It’s as though her clitoris had been removed.

In the 1960’s we blamed this female sexual coldness and indifference on the American socio-sexual taboos, but the late ’60s and the 70’s brought the Sexual Revolution and Women’s Liberation.

 

 

 

The term “Women’s Liberation” dates back to the 1920’s I believe, but there was a second big wave in the 60’s

“One of the main fields of interest to these women was in gaining the right to contraception and birth control, which were almost universally restricted until the 1960s” - wikipedia.com

 

The same is true for the term “sexual revolution”:

“…the sexual revolution is attributed to the changing trends in social thought, witnessed from the 1960s into the early 1970s” - wikipedia.com

 

So, American women have had their sexual revolution and liberation, so what’s the problem?

Why so cold?

Your comments are welcome.

 

Buy Viagra For Women :: Part Two will take a stab at answering this question.

Buy Viagra For Women :: Part Three will look at possible solutions.

Viva Viagra!



Syndk8.net Breaks 100 Barrier in Buy Viagra SERPs

27 11 2007

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AIDS Treatment Group Sues Pfizer Viagra

21 11 2007

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A major U.S. AIDS treatment group plans to file a lawsuit that accuses drug giant Pfizer Inc. of illegally promoting recreational use of its blockbuster impotence pill Viagra.

The AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) told Reuters it wants Pfizer to be barred from marketing Viagra as a lifestyle or sexual enhancement drug. AHF claims that Pfizer’s Viagra advertising “has caused an increase in the spread of sexually transmitted diseases including but not limited to HIV/AIDS.”

“Pfizer has created and contributed to the perception of Viagra as a safe, sexy, lifestyle, recreational drug, to be frequently used regardless of the degree, or even existence of” erectile dysfunction, the group said in draft legal documents.

Pfizer, the world’s largest drug maker, said it was committed to appropriate Viagra use and urged men to see a doctor for a proper diagnosis. The drug is sold by prescription.

AHF, in its legal arguments, pointed to several Viagra promotions from recent years, including a 2005 newspaper ad that featured a smiling man asking, “What are you doing on New Year’s Eve?”

Another ad that ran near the 2006 Super Bowl urged men to “Be this Sunday’s MVP” and ask their doctors about Viagra.



Viagra Rape Defense Goes Soft

20 11 2007

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Anatoly Vitznudel, 52, TEL AVIV, Israel, confessed to charges that he kidnapped his 43-year-old neighbor at knifepoint and drove her to a forest near Tel Aviv in an attempt to extort money from her, but he denied charges of raping her.

Vitznudel claimed that the woman consented to having oral sex and that she actually provided him with Viagra for the sex session. Vitznudel went on to claim that he lost control after taking the woman’s Viagra.

That was the entire defense, LOL.

The court convicted Vitznudel of rape, rejecting his argument that Viagra caused him to lose control but conceding that it was a contributing factor in the assault.

 

 


references: samsloan.com

 

 



Arginine: The Natural Viagra Alternative

19 11 2007

Last month we summarized four herbal Viagra alternatives.

This post will highlight one of them; arginine.

Unlike some other popular Viagra alternatives, arginine is not extracted from roots or bark of some exotic plant. Arginine is one of the twenty or so identified amino acids that build protein in our bodies. It’s not an herbal viagra alternative. Arginine is an amino acid that enhances blood flow and it’s found naturally in foods.

Some food sources containing arginine are dairy, meat, poultry, and fish are good sources of arginine. Nuts and chocolate also contain significant amounts of this amino acid.

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“The amino acid L-arginine is considered the most potent Nutraceutical ever discovered, due to its powerful healing properties, and is referred to by scientists as the Miracle Molecule.” - anginineresearch.com

 

 

 

Nutraceutical is the crossing of the two words nutrition and pharmaceutical coined by Dr. Stephen Defelice in 1989 and refers to any substance that is a food or a part of a food and provides medical or health benefits, including the prevention and treatment of disease.

“In a study of 50 men at Tel Aviv University, 31% of those with impotence improved after six weeks of taking arginine. The ones who might benefit from it are men who have circulatory disorders that may be contributing to sexual problems. The suggested dose is 1 gram three times a day; sold as L-arginine.” - askmen.com

 

Arginine is a popular treatment for the following conditions:

  • Arthritis.
  • Alzheimer’s Patients
  • Cancer Patients.
  • Liver Disorders.
  • Weight Loss.
  • Body Building.
  • Fertility.

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Taken in small doses there do not seem to be any adverse side effects. Large doses can cause several serious side effects; consult a doctor first.



What Do Porn, Viagra, and Giant Pandas Have In Common?

17 11 2007

This is another one of those “believe it or not” Viagra posts.

The Giant Panda is an endangered species with only about 1600 remaining in the wild; most of those live in the wet dense forests of the Minshan mountains in China.

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Nature did not have in mind for the Giant Panda to be numerous on our planet. The males have a 30-second mating session limit, for some reason, duh, and that’s in the wild. In captivity, the males seem to completely lose interest in mating.

However, wildlife experts have varying theories. First, they thought maybe the Giant Pandas in captivity had simply forgotten how to mate, (now who’s the dummy?).

“Zhang Hemin, director of a panda center in China’s central province of Sichuan, told the Wen Hui Daily that the captive animals simply may not know how to have sex anymore.” - salon.com

The wildlife experts theorized that if they showed the Giant Pandas some videos of other Giant Pandas mating, that their memories would come back.

“around the age of six — they are now routinely given ringside seats to panda porn as part of their initiation rites…When Didi turned six on Tuesday at the China Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center in Wolong, he sat eyes glued in front of a screen that showed a video of two giant pandas mating,” - CNN.com

This did not work, surprise, surprise.

Next, the wildlife experts theorized that forcing the males to have bigger, longer lasting erections might do the trick so they gave them Pfizer’s Viagra.

So, the male Giant Pandas had giant penis’, but still no love for sex.

 

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“Buy Viagra” Keywords For Fun and Profit

17 11 2007

Well, this is the “buy viagra” blog, so why the hell don’t we have a list of all the “buy viagra” related longtail keywords?

I scraped Overture, (who else, sigh), and after removing duplicates, I got 144 “buy viagra” keyword suggestions, gees, I thought I would have hundreds and hundreds!

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Eleven-year-old Boy Wins Viagra Teddy Bear

16 11 2007

“An eleven-year-old boy, Joe Kelner, pulled a teddy bear out of claw machine at Red Robin restaurant in Shoreview. When he showed it to his parents, they couldn’t believe their eyes. On the bear was an ad for Viagra. The Kelners thought it was inappropriate and complained to the restaurant.

Red Robin says the bears were supplied by a vendor from New York as part of a NASCAR package promoting its sponsors. Viagra is one of those sponsors.” - http://buyviagra.freehostia.com/?p=7

 

I thought since Pfizer’s Viagra is the most successful prescription drug in history, there must be more viagra toys; all sorts of viagra toys, viagra memorabilia, viagra collectables, etc. etc. I looked around.

Ebay has a few things like a Viagra pen. The Viagra pen has a secret hidden compartment for hiding a few Viagra tabs. I guess that’s so you can sneak the Viagra into the office and pop them out when needed to bang one of your office mates.

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Speaking of Nascar, Ebay also has a Mark Martin life size poster, (the Viagra race car driver).

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I bet you can’t wait to bid on that!

 

Well, I know these two items will keep you busy for the day, so I won’t overwhelm you with any other Viagra toys or collectibles at this time.



Viagra Thief Shuts Down Pharmacy

16 11 2007

 

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A family run pharmacy in Marmaduke, Arkansas was robbed of Viagra and other drugs valued at more than $4,000 according to owner Kathryn Eddington.

 

 

 

 

 

“The thief was able to enter the Marmaduke Family Pharmacy through the roof, slipping through a very narrow 18″ wide entrance.” - kait8.com

 

They have a hole in their roof a foot and a half wide?

 

“The suspect spent 17 minutes in the store before alarms went off and police were alerted.” - kait8.com

 

They have a time delay alarm system?

 

Why am I being so cynical and suspicious? Well, first of all, Marmaduke is not a big town.

“Estimated population in July 2006: 1,172. Males: 534, females: 624″ - city-data.com

 

Obviously, some of those 1,172 are children not capable of such an act and certainly not knowledgeable of nor interested in Viagra

  • MARMADUKE HIGH SCHOOL (Students: 369; Grades: 07 - 12) - city-data.com
  • MARMADUKE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL (Students: 404; Grades: KG - 06) - city-data.com

In fact, 773 of the 1,172 are children of school age leaving only 399 adults in the town.

So, how many suspects are there to track down?

I say business has been too slow for the owners to earn a good living. How can you make a good profit with just 399 adult customers in the entire town? So, I’m saying it was an inside job.

The plan: fake the robbery, collect some insurance money for the stolen merchandise, (viagra), add the Viagra back to inventory after things cool down, get sympathy and attention from the residents, and maybe even some state wide TV or newspaper publicity.

Oh yah, and get this. This family pharmacy in the sleepy town of 399 adults was robbed three times in just four months.

Here is the owner’s plea for sympathy:

“Since the tornado has gone through, this town has really had to struggling to rebuild and re-grow and we would really hate to think of what would happen to this community if the pharmacy were to close,” said owner Kathryn Eddington.”

 

/sniff/

yah right.



Viagra Murders - Dying For a Hardon

15 11 2007

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“Christine Symmons 59, found Viagra in her 63 year old husband Derek’s wallet but was too frightened to confront him about it. Eventually she found out he was having an affair but before she had time to leave him he strangled her and drove to France with her body in the boot. Last month he was sentenced to 16 years for murder.” - you.co.uk

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“Phil Spector had Viagra the night Lana Clarkson was shot, but did he take any of it?” - blog.courttv.com

“The lead prosecutor in the case, Richard D. Grundy, argued that the doctor murdered his wife of 32 years to cover up behavior that threatened to break his family apart, including writing himself prescriptions for Viagra, seeking sex in online chat rooms, and setting up meetings with prostitutes at local hotels.” - boston.com

 

What more do I need to say? People are killing each other and Viagra-Powered_Erections are involved in the motives more and more often every day. Well, there have alway been the passion murders and such, and with the invention of Viagra, super powerful erection producer, the love-hate murders are sure to be on the increase.

out,
Bompa

 

 



Viagra Allows Sex In The Golden Years :: Viva Viagra!

15 11 2007

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It sounds wonderful doesn’t it?

Being healthy and being able to pump the ladies all during our retirement years.

Thanks to Pfizer’s Viagra hundreds of thousands of senior males have found a revitalized sex life.

Some senior men are once again poking mama on a regular basis with an pole powered by Viagra,

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but other senior men are straying from the retirement nest and finding younger ladies very willing to jump in the sack with a senior, (for a few bucks).

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the scene in southwest Florida, the retirement capital of USA.

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However, there is a problem in Florida’s Viagra paradise.

When today’s senior grew up, in the ’40s, 50’s and 60’s, condoms were basically used to prevent pregnancy, whereas today, condoms also serve the very important purpose of preventing sexually transmitted disesases, (STD). The generation gap caused a gap in awareness of safe sex and with the increased use of prostitutes by senior men, STD’s are on the fast track to becoming an epidemic in some retirement communities.

 

 

 

References:

 

Bompa



Viagra in Divorce Court

14 11 2007

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Although some states have a “no fault” divorce law, in New York, US, the state law requires those seeking a divorce to prove some sort of reasonable grounds in order for a judge to grant it. One such “reasonable grounds” is sexual abandonment or refusing to have sex.

Recently a Westchester, NY, wife filed to divorce her husband for exactly that reason. She claimed her husband had refused sex with her and ignored her sexual flirtations for over one year, (an appropriate period of time regarding the state’s laws).

However, in this case, the husband did not want a divorce granted, apparently for some monetary reasons, so it was up to him and his divorce lawyer to prove that his wife’s grounds were false.

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And the proof was in Viagra, the little blue pill: the husband elicited as evidence of his and his wife lovemaking his physician’s testimony, (Charles N. Glassman, MD), that he had taken Viagra and, purportedly, that it had worked. The husband also offered up as proof his 10-pill prescription for the erectile-dysfunction medication, which had only eight pills remaining.

The Judge’s 21-page decision included this statement:

“In particular, [the defendant’s doctor’s] testimony concerning defendant’s statement to him … that he is ‘perfectly responsive to’ the 100 mg. Viagra dosage, supports defendant’s claim that the parties had continued to engage in sexual relations,” Giacomo concluded. “That statement, made six months prior to this litigation, does not appear to have been motivated by a desire to defeat an abandonment cause of action, and is itself bolstered by … plaintiff’s concession that defendant would have no purpose for taking the pills except to have sexual relations with her.”

 

Based on mostly on that statement, the judge dismissed the case as being without grounds.

Viagra Saves Another Marriage! Hooray for Viagra!

Viva Viagra!

Bompa



Uxbridge, west London Fake Viagra Operation

14 11 2007

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Is this your pharmacist?

A Pakistani woman living in London who supplied tens of thousands of fake Viagra pills has been jailed for two-and-a-half years. Shazia Amjad is expected to be deported to Pakistan on her release.

Shazia Amjad, 39, boxed and packaged the drugs in the garden shed of her home in Uxbridge, west London. When police raided it last November they found fake Viagra and other counterfeit medicines worth more than £250,000. Three types of erectile dysfunction tablet, slimming pills, pain killers and anabolic steroids were found by City of London officers when they raided Amjad’s shed.

Evidently, Ms Amjad had an accomplice in Pakistan that actually obtained the Viagra order with an online generic viagra pharmacy then forwarded the viagra orders to Ms Amjad in London. She then packaged and shipped the orders. The London postmark gave the packages the look of respectability.



50-50 Chance - King of Saudi Arabia Can Not Get Erection

13 11 2007

FACT: “More than 50 percent men over 45 years of age in the Kingdom are suffering from sexual dysfunction.” - arabnews.com

FACT: King Abdullah, born in 1924, is over 45 years of age, therefore there is a 50-50 chance that the King can not get an erection and is in need of Viagra, (especially since the king has four wives!).

 

Why is it so many Saudi men can not get it up?

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Maybe because they wear pink hats and white gowns?

 

 

 

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Maybe because they force their women to dress like this.

 

 

 

“Saudi Arabia is the Middle East’s largest consumer of Viagra” - arabnews.com

There is more irony… Muslim law prevents Saudi men from obtaining Viagra unless they prove that they are married; sex outside of marriage is illegal, men can have multiple wives, bachelors can not get Viagra.

 

All Hail The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

 

‘nite,

Bompa



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13 11 2007

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Reported Side Effects of Viagra

12 11 2007

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This is a table showing the adverse events reported by more than 2% of patients treated with viagra, but only if the event was more frequent on Viagra than on placebo.

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Dyspepsia 7% 2%
Nasal Congestion 4% 2%
Urinary Tract Infection 3% 2%
Abnormal Vision 3% 0%
Diarrhea 3% 1%
Dizziness 2% 1%
Rash 2% 1%

- rxlist.com

 

Other side effects; reported by less than 2%.

Many people who take Viagra notice a change in the way they perceive green and blue colors, or they see the world with a bluish tinge for several hours. For this reason, pilots cannot take Viagra within 12 hours of a flight.

Another problem comes for people who are taking drugs like nitroglycerin for angina. Nitroglycerin works by increasing nitric oxide, and it helps with angina by opening up the arteries that supply the heart with oxygen. If you take nitroglycerin and Viagra together, the increased nitric oxide plus the blocking of PDE5 can lead to problems.

 

so be careful,

Bompa



Dog Overdoses On Generic Viagra?

12 11 2007

viagra-overdose-dog

A male dog in Chengdu, Sichuan, was fed generic Viagra and then made to mate with three female dogs in a single day. Evidently it was just too much love for Fido as he had to be taken to the hospital where he received an intravenous drip.

Wang, the owner of the handsome stud, is busy every breeding season and does well financially from breeding her male dog. However, this breeding season Wang was determined to increase profits.

“Wang, the dog’s owner, has been very busy since mating season arrived. Her dog is considered handsome, and many owners of female dogs want her dog to sire puppies with their pets. Wang can earn more than 1,000 yuan ($128) per breeding session, so in order to boost her earnings she fed her dog generic Viagra and made it mate with three female dogs last Sunday. The effort was apparently strenuous enough that the dog had to be taken to hospital.” - chinadaily.com

 

anything to make a buck!

Bompa