Why Is Viagra Funny?
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A guy goes to his doctor and says,
“Doc, I have a problem.”
“My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.”
“I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.”
The doctor says, “You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.”
The man says, “You have a deal Doc.”
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor asks, “What happened”?
The man answered, “Nobody showed up!”
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A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked,
“Do you have Viagra?”
“Yes,” he answered.
She asked, “Does it work?”
“Yes,” he answered.
“Can you get it over the counter?” she asked.
“I can if I take two,” he answered.
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Following the approval of Viagra by the UK’s health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.
Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.———————————————
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