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www.ehow.com, the site that boast instructions for “How To Do Just About Every” has published instructions for using Viagra, doh! Com’on, it’s a pill, just pop one in your mouth and take a sip of your favorite beverage, right?

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We thought instructions for using Pfizer’s Viagra would be just making a simple task longer and harder, but we decided to take a look at their article anyway. Expecting a simple 1, 2, 3 list, we got blown away with their FOURTEEN STEPS to using Viagra!

We thought it would be helpful if we summarize their steps and add our layman’s interpretation.

1. Be aware the erection medication is not the answer to every man’s erection problem.

(True, if you don’t have a dick.)

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2. Know how erection medications work.

(Spend your evening reading medical books instead of banging the baby sitter.)

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3. Learn about possible side effects.

(Hide the credit card receipts from your wife).

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4. Research your insurance coverage.

(You might be able to get a free woodie.)

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5. Know that, despite their success, erection drugs also have limitations.

(If you’re ugly, viagra won’t help you.)

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6. Be aware that if you take any nitrate drug such as nitrate medication for heart disease, etc…

(Recharge your pace maker before you bounce Betty.)

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7. Take erection drugs according to your doctor’s recommendations…

(Call your doctor whenever you’re getting laid for his recommendations.)

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8. Be prepared to take more over time.

(Viagra gets better with each dose.)

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9. Help boost effectiveness.

(Get really fucked up on drugs, booze first.)

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10. Know the erection drug’s intended use.

(huh?)

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11. Consider a non-drug approach to “erection insurance.”

(Get two women.)

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12. Consider a half dose.

(Consider a double dose.)

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13. Use erection drugs correctly and according to your doctor’s recommendations.

(Call your doctor again.)

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14. Consider a natural approach.

(Just whack off instead.)

We wish to thank ehow.com for enlightening us with those 14 useful How To Use Viagra steps. We admire ehow.com for their determination to come up with 14 steps even though they found it necessary to repeat some viagra information several times.

Here’s the photo tutorial again in case you missed it.

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