Viagra Alternatives :: Men Get Hardons From Spiders!
11 10 2007
Ooops, not that kind of spider!
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This kind of spider had been getting Brazilian men sexually excited and now scientists with dollar signs in their eyes are getting excited also, because a single bite from this spider gives a man an erection for hours, BaBoom! A new Viagra Alternative cure for erectile dysfunction, FREE!
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In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider by the protrusion below the man’s belt, although some nurses might mistake it as a gesture of flattery, it turns out that it could be the next Viagra Alternative.
Recently scientists have figured out which chemical agent contained within the spider’s venom seems to be responsible for the misfired missile. They have already done tests on the penis’ of mice, injecting the chemical, and monitoring the mice’s penis’ with tiny probes, (very tiny).
Better than Pfizer Viagra, better than Cialis and Levitra, this new found Viagra Alternative, willy-whacker does more than just allow a puny penis to expand, it actually works on part of the brain to stimulate sexual arousal by producing it’s own nitric oxide. It’s a true aphrodisiac in the making.
(Why can’t they find some of these aphrodisiac for women?)
