Erectile Dysfunction, Prescription Viagra, and God’s Will

1 10 2007

“Erectile Dysfunction Is A Serious Issue For Christian Men” is the title of an article at sexinchrist.com.

It never occurred to me that Christians might have a special issue with Erectile Dysfunction, (aka: a limp lolly). Not that Christians would be exempt, but do they really need a 1,000 word article on Erectile Dysfunction written just for them?

Hmmm, according to sexinchrist.com, God promises his followers “I will make you as firm as a rock, as hard as a diamond, (Ezekiel 3:9) ”. It’s almost funny, isn’t it?

Okay, I am not bashing Christians, but that site really goes off the deep end, in my opinion.

Any ways, the article says to pray for guidance, but don’t rule out seeking a doctor’s advice. Cool. I say, pop a blue and get laid; what’s the big deal?

There are more fringe areas of erectile dysfunction therapy. For example, about.com says; “If you think your stress, anxiety or depression is affecting you physically, perhaps psychological counseling, meditation, bio-feedback or hypnotherapy can help.”

So, call your shrink, chant Ommmm, go into a trance, then get laid.

All these therapeutic possibilities open so many marketing doors that it boggles the mind.

God Bless That Little Blue Pill.


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