Erectile Dysfunction, Prescription Viagra, and God’s Will
1 10 2007“Erectile Dysfunction Is A Serious Issue For Christian Men” is the title of an article at sexinchrist.com.
It never occurred to me that Christians might have a special issue with Erectile Dysfunction, (aka: a limp lolly). Not that Christians would be exempt, but do they really need a 1,000 word article on Erectile Dysfunction written just for them?
Hmmm, according to sexinchrist.com, God promises his followers “I will make you as firm as a rock, as hard as a diamond, (Ezekiel 3:9) ”. It’s almost funny, isn’t it?
Okay, I am not bashing Christians, but that site really goes off the deep end, in my opinion.
Any ways, the article says to pray for guidance, but don’t rule out seeking a doctor’s advice. Cool. I say, pop a blue and get laid; what’s the big deal?
There are more fringe areas of erectile dysfunction therapy. For example, about.com says; “If you think your stress, anxiety or depression is affecting you physically, perhaps psychological counseling, meditation, bio-feedback or hypnotherapy can help.”
So, call your shrink, chant Ommmm, go into a trance, then get laid.
All these therapeutic possibilities open so many marketing doors that it boggles the mind.
God Bless That Little Blue Pill.
