#1 Buy Viagra Site Receiving Hidden Links - Does Google’s Adam Lasnik Know?

31 10 2007

Yah, I almost forgot, this is the “buy viagra” study blog.

So here is the top site for “buy viagra”.

1. How to Buy Viagra Online
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The “stud” in studmed.com does not mean for studs, but rather, “made by students for students”. studmed.com claims to be a medical student information web portal, but offers “reliable online pharmacies that require no prescription to BUY VIAGRA ONLINE”.

Why would medical students need to buy viagra online? Did I miss something?

viagra-medical-students

 

At the bottom of studmed.com’s homepage is this:

How to Buy Viagra Online

Buying cheap Viagra online is fast, convenient, and completely anonymous. The Viagra delivered to your home or office in a nondescript package.

Medical student information portal? Ha! Nice cover story though.

I was curious how a handful of students could attain the #1 position in Google for “buy viagra”, so I checked studmed’s backlinks. According to Yahoo Explorer these young men and women, although busy studying medicine, have amassed almost 6,000 backlinks, nice work boys and girls, I’m sure your deans would be proud of you.

Realizing that accumulating six-thousand backlinks is not an easy task, I took the time to check a few of those backlinks. The first one I checked is from a blog about real estate investing and I thought, “why would a real estate investment blog be linking to a drug site?”. I surfed over to thereiblog.com and found no link to studmed.com, however, I checked the cached version and found that thereiblog.com had been hiding a link to studmed.com. Hmmm, why hide it?

Here’s the code from the cached version of thereiblog.com:

<a class=”statcounter” href=”http://www.studmed.com/”><img class=”statcounter” src=”http://c33.statcounter.com/3025045/0/e31a3548/0/” alt=”buy viagra”/></a>

Maybe the students didn’t make their payment for the link and it got removed? I dunno. I just know that studmed.com is selling a shit load of viagra from the #1 spot on Google.

 

time for my nap, Bompa.

 



10 Ways To Know If You Overdosed On Viagra

31 10 2007

oversized-viagra-load

How to know if you have overdosed on Viagra.

  1. Your pecker is 12 inches long.
  2. You took Viagra Saturday night and still have a hardon Tuesday.
  3. Your wife does not recognize your dick.
  4. Your wife is gagging more often.
  5. Women at the supermarket are giggling and pointing at your pants.
  6. There’s a hole in the mattress where you last banged Betty.
  7. Men are avoiding you.
  8. No one will bend over in your presence.
  9. Your female pit bull has left town.
  10. You kick your penis when you walk.

 



Viagra Cheese And Viagra Ice-Cream

30 10 2007

viagra-icecream

Rome (Italy) - A bar in Genoa has launched a bright blue ice-cream bearing the name of the wonder drug Viagra which is said to be popular with the women.

I thought this was clever, but odd, so I looked around to see if anyone else is selling Viagra ice cream. Sure enough, as reported by CNN.com, Franco Corradi of MONEGLIA, Italy, is pumping Viagra ice cream out fast and furious.

viagra-icecream2

It seems that women are especially attracted to sucking on the pretty blue Viagra ice cream, even when it’s Soft Serve. It’s probably related to some unconscious Freudian sexual compulsion that the women have been repressing. LOL.

 

In another area of Italy, cheese is making the ladies smile.

viagra-cheese

Rome (Italy) - In the village of Cremeno, near Lake Como, a grocer is selling a soft Viagra cheese which he claims is perfect with pasta or rice.

Say “cheese!”.

 

out,

Bompa



Viagra Explosion In Spain

29 10 2007

Pfizer, the maker of Viagra, sold nearly one million boxes of Viagra in Spain last year, the equivalent of one box for every 17 men.

 

viagra-explosion

 

There has been a Viagra explosion in Spain. Some people are taking it for physiological reasons, but Viagra is also becoming a social phenomenon, a recreational drug that men of all ages are using because they want to be supermen.” - Dr. Carlos San Martín

 

According to Dan Bilefsky of the NYTIMES.com , “Women are demanding that their boyfriends get prescriptions. Young partygoers are buying tablets from dealers in discos for as much as $80 a pill, cutting them into pieces, and distributing them among their friends.”

Some doctors in Spain say that some men are even faking symptoms to try to get Viagra and/or generic viagra, (sildenafil citrate), because Viagra will increase the blood flow to the penis and is effective for up to four hours.

If Pfizer sold one million boxes of Viagra in Spanish pharmacies alone, I can only imagine how many more millions of generic and/or fake viagra were bought online or otherwise imported to Spain. Anyways, Pfizer blames the common usage of Viagra on Spain becoming a workaholic nation. They say that the increased stress reduces a man’s sexual performance.

 

“We used to have a siesta, to sleep all afternoon, to eat well,” she said. “But now we have become a fast-food nation where everyone is stressed out, and this is not good for male sexual performance.” - Belén Alguacil Arconada, a Pfizer spokeswoman

 

So, what that boils down to is that Spanish men need a little nappy or they get a whimpy willy.

later,

Bompa



Importing Generic Viagra Is Against The Law!

29 10 2007

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Where did you get your last order of viagra? Did you know that most online pharmacies obtain their generic viagra from countries such as Mexico, Brazil, China, and Thailand? Many online pharmacies actually ship their generic viagra from those countries.

 

“The United States Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (Act) (21 U.S.C. section 331) prohibits the interstate shipment (which includes importation) of unapproved new drugs. Thus, the importation of drugs that lack FDA approval, whether for personal use or otherwise, violates the Act. Unapproved new drugs are any drugs, including foreign-made versions of U.S. approved drugs, that have not been manufactured in accordance with and pursuant to an FDA approval. ” - FDA.GOV

 

No big deal, you’re thinking, because the FDA is not watching you. Yah right, but others are, just ask Rush Limbaugh who was detained at Miami International airport for four hours by Customs Officials for having in his possession a suspicious looking vial of generic viagra.

There is good reason for the import ban. Most imported generic viagra is fake viagra manufactured by sophisticated generic viagra criminals and not safe.

 

good luck,

Bompa



Porn Queen Jenna Jameson Slams Cheap Viagra Porn Boys

28 10 2007

The queen of porn, Jenna Jameson, ridiculed her male counterparts for needing cheap viagra before film shootings. According to Jenna Jameson, the male porn stars are poor performers, (lame willys?), without the effects of viagra.

jameson-viagra-porn-star

Well, Jenna Jameson ought to know which men need the effects of viagra. She has been in over 200 adult movies. Jenna Jameson has retired from the X-rated movie business before more men become addicted to buying generic viagra online to help them keep their dicks hard.

Nevertheless, I felt an urge to verify this with a male porn star.

“After it came out a few years ago, all these new good looking, buff young ‘Viagra Boys’ rode into town and my work was instantly cut in half. My phone stopped ringing,” - Kyle Stone

 

It’s startling, but some insiders claim that 90% of the male porn starts use viagra or some form of generic viagra because they need the effects of viagra for filming.

Bompa



Mountain Climbers Eat Generic Viagra To Get UP Mount Everest

27 10 2007

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A test has being done on 14 mountaineers involving generic viagra, (Sildenafil citrate). The theory is that the generic viagra might decrease the climber’s pulmonary hypertension, (high blood pressure), which is experienced by all climbers above certain heights.

The professor leading the test, Professor Grimminger explained that climbers suffer pulmonary hypertension (PHT) due to a lack of oxygen, which is only partly resolved by acclimatisation. ‘A stay at heights above 5,500 metres cannot be survived in the long run’.

Changes caused by a lack of oxygen can lead to serious heart conditions. It is hoped that the generic viagra will improve blood circulation in the linings of the lungs and decrease the risk of PHT.

Seven men were administered generic viagra and sever other men were given placebos.

The results were optimistic, but the doctors say many more test will be needed.

 

‘nite,
Bompa



Italians Hold All Time Viagra Query Record

27 10 2007

I was expecting the United States to account for most viagra searches on Google, but much to my surprise, according to Google Trends, Italy holds the All Time record of “viagra” queries, with the Brits in 2nd place, followed by the Germans.

viagra-google-trends

 

Here’s the list:

Viagra Queries All Time
1. Italy
2. United Kingdom
3. Germany
4. Argentina
5. Sweden
6. Austria
7. Switzerland
8. United States
9. Australia
10. Poland

 

However, if we look at the “viagra” queries done so far this year, the Russians have 1st place, with Argentinans in 2nd place, followed by the Brits.

Viagra 2007
1. Russia
2. Argentina
3. United Kingdom
4. Italy
5. Sweden
6. Germany
7. Chile
8. Austria
9. Spain
10. Poland

 

Are Russian men buying more generic viagra, (Sildenafil citrate), this year or are the Russian spammers checking their generic viagra stats online more often?

In order to dig a bit deeper into this mystery, we checked Google Trends for “buy viagra” and for “buy viagra online”:

buy viagra
1. Russia
2. Argentina
3. United Kingdom

buy viagra online
1. Russia
2. Ukraine
3. India (distant 3rd)

 

Ok, I don’t know what this proves, if anything, but there are the trends for you to decide.

later,
Bompa



Discount Generic Viagra; The American Mid-day Hooster-Booster!

26 10 2007

We, at Syndk8.net Viagra-Study blog have been working day and night scouting the most popular foods of the world in order to bring to you your favorite generic Viagra, also known as Sildenafil Citrate, (no viagra prescription needed), meals.

Today we present an American classic discount viagra meal.

An ice cold 12oz can of specially blended generic Viagra-Cola, a juicy, beef hot dog with a plump herbal viagra pill centered on a firm foundation of Beaver Brand Deli Mustard all cradled in a hot dog roll provided by Best Buns Bread Company.

viagra-meal

 

And a big bag of Lays.

 

Com’on! It doesn’t get any better than that!

Bompa



Dog Eats Viagra To Stay Alive!

25 10 2007

Once in awhile I need to do something here other than report about Viagra spammers and scammers, and make jokes about Viagra erections, so this story is our good deed.

The dog in the picture below, Ingrid, had her heart damaged by heart worms to the extent that she needs Viagra continually in order to dilate her arteries to allow sufficient blood to flow for her survival.

 

dog-ingrid-viagra-heart

 

“Ingrid was rescued in April by a Long Island animal shelter after being near death from heartworms. A vet suggested giving Viagra to Ingrid to keep her blood vessels open.” - itchmo.com

 

The icctmo.com site is asking for donations. The story was covered by wnbc.com, so I assume it’s not a “donation scam”. Judge for yourself tho.

 

 

Goodnight,

Bompa



Russian Viagra Email Spammer Murdered by Hitman

25 10 2007

viagra-murder-hoax-hitman

 

Russian Viagra and Penis Enlargement Spammer Murdered

Posted on October 11th, 2007 by admin and filed under Uncategorized.

Wow, just saw this on TV, so I decided to translate this story into English so my readers will be first to learn this. Sorry for mistakes in my English, I’m doing this in a hurry :)”

Alexey Tolstokozhev (btw, in Russian his name means ‘Thick Skin’), a Russian spammer, found murdered in his luxury house near Moscow. He has been shot several times with one bullet stuck in his head. According to authorities, this last head shot is a clear mark of russian hit men (known as “killers” in Russia).”

Ummm, I think everyone calls them ‘killers’ dude. Nice idea, poorly written, not just the English, but it’s just poorly put together, imo. Made it to Digg. Circulating around the net quickly. Some people are happy that a big time email spammer was murdered: “Ha, he got what he deserved!” type of reaction.

The article at loonov.com also claims: “Tolstokozhev is estimated to be responsible for up to 30% percent of all viagra and penis enlargement related spam.”

Hmmm, 30% is quite a bit. Nice touch to the story, because people are already debating the impact on their Inbox.

Sorry, but the whole thing is a hoax!

Why am I saying it’s a hoax? Well, the article is dated October 11th, 2007 and funny thing is that the site that broke the story, loonov.com, was registered on, yup you got it, Creation Date: 11-Oct-2007.

 

Here’s what theregister.co.uk has to say about it:

“Unfortunately, the tale is a load of cobblers.

First up, the name Alexey Tolstokozhev doesn’t appear on Spamhaus’ ROKSO list, an odd omission for a supposedly prolific spammer. Perhaps he’s managed to dodge ISP takedown orders, if not assassins bullets.

Alexey Tolstokozhev fails to show up on any web searches either, except in the context of his supposed assassination. Informed parties, such as Sunbelt president and chief executive Alex Eckelberry, have never heard of him either.”

 

Oh well, better check my Inbox, I’m sure it filled up while I was writing this.

Bompa

 



Viagra Counterfeiters at Pharmaceutical Trade Shows

24 10 2007

Rise in counterfeit medications.

counterfeit-viagra-chart

 

“Criminal gangs are now so sophisticated that they buy the same packaging equipment as drug companies and even attend trade fairs, explains Eric Noehrenberg, of the International Federation of Pharmaceutical Manufacturers and Associations.” - dailymail.co.uk

 

It’s astonishing! Criminals attending trade fairs, but that’s the internet nowadays. Fake medicines are worth billions of dollars a year. Popular drugs for impotency and hair loss are major markets, but not the only ones.

In Europe, in 2005 there were half a million single doses of fake medicines discovered; in 2006 that figure shot up to 2.5million. The World Health Organisation (WHO) now estimates that up to 50 per cent of drugs bought online are fakes.

Why is the fake Viagra problem more intense in Europe?

European law allows licensed traders to buy and sell medicines freely.

“People can buy and sell medicines like any other commodity, the same rules that govern the trading of soft drinks and jeans apply to pharmaceuticals. It’s a free-for-all at present and not safe for the supply of medicines.” - Julian Mount for Pfizer Pharmaceuticals Worldwide.

 

Good Luck With That System!

Bompa



It’s Official - Taking Viagra Could Cause Sudden Hearing Loss!

24 10 2007

Pfizer: “The evidence does not show a solid connection”.

FDA: “the evidence is enough that it can not be ignored”.

viagra-hearing-loss-1

It’s not just Viagra, men taking other impotence meds for erectile dysfunction (ED) problems, such as, Levitra and Cialis are also at risk of losing their hearing. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis are in the PDE5 inhibitors category, another drug in that same category Revatio which contains the same ingredient as Viagra can also cause a sudden loss of hearing.

 

“We don’t know enough to say that it’s ironclad caused by the drugs, but we see enough to say we can’t ignore it either,” said FDA ear-and-nose specialist Dr. Robert Boucher.

The three impotence drugs Viagra, Cialis and Levitra as well as the pulmonary hypertension drug Revatio will carry the new warnings.

- themoneytimes.com

 

I had read earlier reports of this sudden hearing loss, (SHL), going back years, but I thought the whole issue had been brushed aside as insignificant. However, this past Thursday, October 18th, the FDA made their announcement that these three manufacturers Pfizer for Viagra and Revatio, Eli Lilly for Cialis, and GlaxoSmithKline for Levitra will need to put the possibility of sudden hearing loss on their drug’s labels.

 



Pfizer Viagra, Inside Little Blue

23 10 2007

This post is mostly for those obsessed with having more information than needed.

 

Product Name:Viagra

Generic Name: Sildenafil citrate

Chemical Formula: C28-H38-N6-O11-S

*IUPAC Name: 4-[2-ethoxy-5-(4-methylpiperazin-1-yl)sulfonyl-phenyl]-9-methyl-7-propyl-3,5,8,9-tetrazabicyclo[4.3.0nona-3,7,10-trien-2-one; 2-hydroxypropane-1,2,3-tricarboxylic acid

*CAS Number: 171599-83-0

 

Molecular image:

viagra-chemical

 

Viagra Production Lab:

viagra-laboratory-produce-manufacture

Making Viagra for the first time took a series of 11 chemical reactions. It was not very efficient and to make 1 kg of Viagra required 23.8 kg of reagents and produced 139 litres of organic waste.

To make 1kg of Viagra™ now only requires 1.5 kg of reagents and produces just 10 litres of waste.

- resources.schoolscience.co.uk

 

Any questions?

 

 

 

notes:

(*IUPAC nomenclature is a system of naming chemical compounds and of describing the science of chemistry in general. It is developed and kept up to date under the auspices of the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC).) - wikipedia.com

(*CAS registry numbers are unique numerical identifiers for chemical compounds, polymers, biological sequences, mixtures and alloys. They are also referred to as CAS numbers, CAS RNs or CAS #s.) - wikipedia.com



Viagra :: Food For Your Brain?

23 10 2007

A new trend is emerging, Viagra-like chemicals and substances designed to enhance your other head; your brain!

In some cases, the name Viagra is becoming synonymous with “super performance”, as in the image below from bodybuilding.com. viagra-for-the-brain

 

In this image, “viagra” is used like “super performance”.

 

 

 

 

“Vinpocetine is a natural substance that is effective at increasing memory, mental focus, and blood flow to the brain…” - bodybuilding.com

 

 

However, research scientists at the Wake Forest University School of Medicine are discovering that there is more to Viagra, (Sildenanfil citrate), then just a hard penis poking Pamela.

 

“The same chemical in the body that is targeted by the drug Viagra® also helps our brains “boot up” in the morning so we can process sights, sound, touch and other sensory information.” - Dwayne Godwin, Ph.D.

- sciencedaily.com

 

Further evidence is an article by Robert Langreth for forbes.com

Viagra for the Brain
Robert Langreth, 02.04.02
Biotech firms are tantalizingly close to unraveling the mysteries of memory. On the way are drugs to help fading minds remember and let haunted ones forget.

 

 

So, the future holds for us, not only super penis’, but also super memories. Which means we’ll be able to remember the names of all the Pamelas that we’ve poked.

 

 

Better Living Through Chemistry
Bompa

 

 



The Viagra Duel :: The Notorious Earl Grey Enters Gunfight!

22 10 2007

This is Earl Grey’s Viagra Study blog. He has stated that he will not rest until it ranks #1 for ‘buy viagra’ and many other viagra queries in Google.

Earl’s main site, the blackhat forum at www.syndk8.net, does well for the query “blackhat seo”; currently #6,

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but Earl has vowed that no blackhat techniques will be used to rank this Viagra Study blog.

So, why am I calling this a gunfight? Due an old quote from Tim Mayer, Director of Product Management for Yahoo Search at the time of the statement, at an SEO conference a few years ago:

“If you’re being entirely organic and going after ‘Viagra,’ it’s like taking a sword to a gunfight. You just aren’t going to rank.”

Tim made that statement in front of a large audience of white hat SEO gurus, (and wannabe gurus), and Earl Grey is taking it on. Earl, with only his sword, goes up against some of the best blackhat search engine spammers in the world.

So, how is the notorious Earl ranking to date?

Your SERPs may vary, but I’m in the Philippines and from here I see this blog at about #250 of about 5,700,000 for “buy viagra”.

» Buy Viagra SERPs - Buy Viagra - Online InformationYah know, it’s not easy to rank for such a competitive phrase as “buy viagra”, but that’s our goal for this blog. Since I am not the brightest bulb in the …
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However, if we check a more specific query, such as “viagra information”, it shows up at about #89 and #90:

» Viagra - Buy Viagra - Online InformationBuy Viagra Information » Apotex’ proposed generic Viagra has been blocked by a Canadian court … Buy Viagra Information » Viagra Spam Coming From Pfizer! …
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Anyways, Earl did say that he expects it to take a year or more to achieve his desired rankings and it’s only been a few weeks so far.

Bompa

 

 



What Viagra Can NOT Do

22 10 2007

It’s pretty common knowledge what Pfizer’s Viagra can do for a man, basically Viagra allows an increase in blood flow to the penis. However, the Viagra sales pitch implies much more. In some cases, the sales pitch is blatantly false, such as, “Have Bigger Erections!” and “Get Aroused Faster with Viagra!”.

Over zealous “journalists sometimes contribute to the hype, such as Mary Bellis’s article titled “Viagra, the patenting of an aphrodisiac” on about.com.

 

Two Myths Debunked:

1. Viagra does not make a man’s penis larger.

average-penis-chart

 

 

The average erect penis is about six inches and if that was your size before taking Viagra, that will be your size after taking Viagra.

 

 

 

 

2. Viagra does not cause a man to be sexually aroused, it does not increase a man’s desire for sex, it does not make a man horny.

“Viagra (Sildenafil citrate) should be used only to help restore a man’s ability to respond naturally to sexual stimulation, said Irawan Rustandi, the firm’s medical director.”

“It is a strong medicine only effective for those suffering from erectile dysfunction and its effect cannot be found in people with normal erectile function,” Irawan said. “So, it is not a drug for sex adventurers.

findarticles.com



How To Get An Erection Without Pfizer Viagra!

22 10 2007

We already have a few posts about alternatives to Pfizer’s Viagra, such as, Yohimbe Bark, Horny Goat Weed, and Generic Viagra Jelly, but there are many more and the sales of these herbal alternatives to Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra are growing each year.

Herbal erection or impotence alternatives:

  • usually cost less.
  • have no adverse side effects.
  • No doctor’s visit is needed.
  • no exam is needed.
  • no prescription is needed.

 

 

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The Ginkgo, also known as the Maidenhair Tree, is a unique tree. For centuries it was generally believed to be extinct in the wild, but recently has been discovered to grow in at least two small areas in Zhejiang province in Eastern China, in the Tian Mu Shan Reserve. Ginkgo trees in these areas may have been tended and preserved by Chinese monks for over 1000 years.

 

 

 

Ginkgo Biloba, (aka: GBE, Ginkgo Biloba Extract), is best known as a memory booster, but it is presumed that it works by increasing blood circulation, if so, it would also help with erectile dysfunction. In a University of California study ginko helped end the sexual problems in 85% of men that were taking antidepressant drugs like Prozac.

Good results have also been demonstrated in government clinical trials:

“Ginkgo biloba extract (GBE), a naturally occurring substance from the ancient Chinese Ginkgo tree, has properties proven to increase peripheral blood flow and to facilitate the relaxation of smooth muscle tissue. Its effectiveness in this regard has been demonstrated in numerous clinical trials that show gingko biloba to be highly efficient in treating peripheral vascular disorders…Hence, pharmacologically, it is feasible that GBE may be effective in enhancing female sexual arousal.”

 

That sounds very affirmative to me, I just might pick up a bottle and one for my wife, LOL.

 

 



Viagra Breakfast Of Champions

21 10 2007

You may have read our post about the food items at magicbluepill.com. Well, the Syndk8 Viagra Blog Team will not be outdone. We have contacted the world renown Chef Dick and some hard core food manufacturers from around the world, and we will establish the Syndk8.net Viagra Blog as the Best Source of Viagra Food in the world.

We begin by introducing the Breakfast Of Champions, Syndk8.net’s own Viagra Flakes.

Syndk8.net’s Viagra Flakes begin with harvesting the wheat. Only the wheat stalks that are most rigid and with the most pregnant wheat buds are chosen. The wheat is gently stroked, toasted golden brown, and then we shoot a load of crushed Viagra over it promising you the energy and erection of a Texas Long Horn.

corn-flakes-box-viagra-2

World wide delivery. - Discreetly packaged in brown paper. - No prescription needed.

Do not eat Syndk8’s Viagra Flakes if you are currently taking nitrates or if your mother is visiting.

 

Serving Suggestions:

Have your pals over for breakfast.

Have your wife go topless while she serves your Viagra Flakes.

Serve with warm breast milk.



Why Is Viagra Funny?

20 10 2007

NEW PRODUCTS:

Viagra Nasal Spray

viagra-nasal-spray2

 

 

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A guy goes to his doctor and says,

“Doc, I have a problem.”

“My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.”

“I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.”

The doctor says, “You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.”

The man says, “You have a deal Doc.”

Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asks, “What happened”?

The man answered, “Nobody showed up!”

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A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked,

“Do you have Viagra?”

“Yes,” he answered.

She asked, “Does it work?”

“Yes,” he answered.

“Can you get it over the counter?” she asked.

“I can if I take two,” he answered.

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Following the approval of Viagra by the UK’s health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.
Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

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